Rookie? None of us are rookies... .I think it is you who needs to go read some books, lets start with basic spelling and grammar because you lack both. Storey? let's try that again, it's Story.
You come in here making light of other peoples emergencies, pain, and misfortune, and expect us all to laugh along? I do not think so.
Please come back when you gain the maturity and composure to conduct yourself in a professional manner.