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I'm a medic at LMEMS. Personally, I love it here. I've been with the service for 5 years now. We've had our ups and downs. As to be expected with any EMS service. We have to call for narcotics and some other drugs. With that being said. You are free to treat your patients for the most part. We are on the way to getting expanded protocols, at least they are in the works. We are a very busy service. Over 15,000 runs for the year thus far. In this service you get to see a little bit of everything. Medical, Trauma, BS...it's all part of the game. If you would like anymore information or if I can answer any questions for you just leave me a message and I'd be happy to speak with you. DirteMedic

THE BLONDE MORTICIAN A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the blonde mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched their heads.' ( I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING !!!)

Feeling pretty talked down too Doc. With all the of topic (non-EMT) topics, constant cracking of jokes, and even your reply..I felt just fine being a little loose in my post. But if you need official correspondence I suppose it can be arranged. Really? Comments like this are what make people drop their hopes and dreams. Obviously not me, I mean I really couldn't care less if someone thinks I'm in it for the wrong reason. I know that CAP is not the military. I'm not a child, even though I'm young. I've worked with the "real" military for three years now. PJOC was no joke, and my classmates and I were informed up-front that parts of it were on-par with indoc. I'm not a kiddie with a fake MP5 and a foot long rambo knife hoping to kick in some commie's door. I'm a professional who got a head start and wants to act on something he's developed a passion for. It's very difficult to get anything good out of a post filled with condescending remarks and undue judgment. Now that we've gotten all of the troll-esque bickering done with, thank you very much for your answers. They did help. I am once again irked by your comments about my wanting to recreate the hollywood image of mercs. So let me clarify in saying that I thrive on detail oriented work. I script websites, plan large scale events for my entire state through CAP, I'm a fire explorer, and I love putting in hard work. I realize all of these accomplishments may seem diminished to one of your status, but they're really something to behold for a seventeen year old kid. I didn't do all of this thinking I was the bomb, I did it so that I could stay ahead of everyone else when I hit the real world. Thanks in advance to anyone with more information. I really do appreciate it.