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Wait. Him? He? His? I swear there was a there. No? Hrmm... I'm recovering from a spur of the moment drinking binge that started after a confrontation at 11am. I always wondered why anyone would go into a bar, before noon. Now I know why. Nobody can leave. Nobody, of use, anyway. I love you guys, in a totally non-clingy, non-gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) way. You're like Hustler with out the porn, entertaining and educational.

Ok, tell me that I'm not the only one that sees the humor in someone named Crotchity being defended by someone named CrapMagnet? Funny, right? I wish we would ban the use of the term 'ban.' Unless he's following people around being bullyish, then he gets his opinion, in my opinion. At times my opinions have varied a bit...Like that time I got food poisoning on....what's that called? Oh yeah, Tequila, and then spent half the night posting a bunch of shit even I couldn't stand to read the next day. Now, on the other hand. I think that there was two or three other times that I took the opposing stance from Richard, Mike, and Mobey, absolutely confident in my ultimate 'rightness' and ended up being an even bigger dumbass than usual. So in this thread I'm holding out the possibility of other names in the past, or even, based on some of his opinions, that Crotchity may be an alien living amongst us. (Poking fun only) Does he piss me off? Oh yeah, because he most often refuses, where I am concerned, to address the questions that I believe cast doubt upon his theories or opinions. But until he begins to 'flood' the forums, or until he begins to stalk specific users, or until he posts, and no one responds (Yeah, right!) then I welcome his posts the same as any other. Because my liberal heart bleeds for him? Oh no. Because today we ban him for being irritating, tomorrow you ban me for saying fuck, and next week we ban Mobey or Mike for checking folks on their spelling because the City is "jst a plac to hang an chil." No way man...some really good folks have spent a lot of time trying to make this a place where even raunchy ol' broads like CrapMagnet feel welcome...Oh hell...was that slanderous? Yeah, well, fucking ban me. (See, all sorts of badness in that sentence, the worst of which is the word ban, in my opinion.) You know what really pisses me off though? 9115 basically saying, "fuck you all!" in his post and then ending it with 'All the best..." C'mon man...be pissed, don't be pissed, but don't be pissed and then pretend that God can't see you if you make nice in the last sentence. Get in and get dirty brother! No blood no foul... See, this thread isn't a total waste after all! I think that I've show that we can in fact all get along...if everyone will just do what I tell them. Is that so much to ask? Dwayne See! Right there...funny as hell. We'd have missed that.... Just sayin'... Dwayne Edited to fix one of the ever present typos that only appear after hitting the Submit button. No significant changes made.

thats probably cause they are not talking about you.