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Fixed that for ya mate. Don't worry, I make the occasional typo as well.

Newfoundland Humour (Newfoundland humour doesn't get better than this!) Two Newfoundlanders were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first Newfoundlanders says to the second: 'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off hunting', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?' The second Newfoundlanders crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says: “Well, I don't know about related but it sure would make us even.”

Returning to "turning on" a steth, considering most, cheapest to most expensive non electronic, is usually a "Y" shaped tube, or two tubes, between the "bell" and earpieces, what's to turn on? If the poor fool forgot t incert the earpieces into the ears, THAT might explain things.

what about a hero in a half shell? Turtlepower!

Good god! Where is the hate button for these posts? Just because we didn't call it PTSD, doesn't mean it didn't exist. During and after WW1 it was called "shell shock", with the signs, symptoms and effects well documemted and still hold true to this day. Civillian's though were general labelled as having a "melancholy" or a "deep neurosis" and quite often ended up in a lunatic asylum for their troubles. Not that they were "nuts" but because we had such a pathetic understanding of it. The exact same sypmtoms were present in soldiers who came home from WW2, Korea and Vietnamam. My grandfather suffered PTSD from the day he was shipped back from korea, and it haunted him till the end of his days, only it was initally labelled as "depression" Labels change asshole, just because we called it something else does not mean it did not exist. For example, sometime in the past, someone with an english accent may have referred to you as being an "confrontational fellow". These days, i suspect you would just be a "F*&#!ng twat"

Dwayne, do you think Mateo's super hot cousin would say you aren't a perv? I mean, she was the only gal that came to our EMT City Get together in Orlando, I'm sure she saw those wandering eyes while you were playing pool. We didn't exactly treat her with kid gloves did we? But seriously, Dwayne's a super nice guy with the status of No Perv and Lonestar, I've met him. He's completely different than I expected and I'll bet that you would feel the same way if you met him. Consider Peter Fonda in Easy rider with a scruffy looking beard.

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your browser history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again. 13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. 21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. 22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text. 24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said? 26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year? 29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. 30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists. 31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

An upside down KED is great for stabilizing a pelvic fracture. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

They dont tell you that you might not get past "A".....................