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As you might know, Ghandi walked everywhere. He went on multiple starvation diets and was committed to eating simple meals. This combination of a huge expenditure of calories and poor diet played havoc with his teeth and gums, and he had bad breath. This made him .... are you ready for it?..... A super calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis....

My nephew just reminded me that Mayonnaise was originally made in England, and was sending 100 tons of the stuff to Mexico, where apparently they love it. Unfortunately, the shipment was supposed to be the second stop for the ship, which never completed the voyage. when the ship, "RMS Titanic", which I think youze guyz might have heard of, collided with the iceberg and sank, taking the cargo down to the bottom of the Atlantic. This so disheartened the Mexican government so much, they created a national day of mourning, observed to this day. What? You never heard of "Sink-o De Mayo"?

My nephew just reminded me that Mayonnaise was originally made in England, and was sending 100 tons of the stuff to Mexico, where apparently they love it. Unfortunately, the shipment was supposed to be the second stop for the ship, which never completed the voyage. when the ship, "RMS Titanic", which I think youze guyz might have heard of, collided with the iceberg and sank, taking the cargo down to the bottom of the Atlantic. This so disheartened the Mexican government so much, they created a national day of mourning, observed to this day. What? You never heard of "Sink-o De Mayo"?