**Sadly sweeps up the broken glass the movers left on the entryway floor.**
"Awww dammit, I cut my pinky finger and bled all over the floor........."
**Tosses the used sledge hammer into the rusty old garbage bin in the corner of the room.**
"Holy crap, sorry didn't realize it would be such a loud bang!!"
**Uses a small can of purple paint to cover the red scrapes on the door frame...**
"oh, so that's what mauve looks like......"
**Brings in a Karaoke machine**
"Let's see what the old crab ass is gonna do now"