Well to be honest, I did give her the means and the opportunity, so lessons learned. But once the docs realized that my wound was not through into the chest cavity, they cancelled the activation, they sutured my wound and gave me 10 days of Vicodin, keflex and a tetanus shot.
The police were no freakin help, around where I come from, psych patients who try to kill you don't get charged.
but I did get a bunch of sympathy nookie from the girlfriend at the time. That's a TOTAL win.