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Chief1C

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  1. You get a note saying that your flight medic is actually some homeless guy in a costume that Ty hired from a shanty under the freeway. Puts a quarter it.
  2. You get a partially decomposed human thumb, covered in a red crusty substance, and part of a Wendy's napkin Puts a quarter it.
  3. If they ask for copies of the courses that make up your hours, why not just send it to them?
  4. Ohhhh I get it.. You get a partially chewed piece of gum Puts a quarter in
  5. These kits cost like $250 bucks.. This guy want $899.00 for it.. If it were brown, and full of rubber worms, it'd be going for $20. eBay Dyna Med Vintage Trauma Kit
  6. Puts in a quarter... "Pushes R-1-6. Nothing Happens, Punches Machine, Breaks Index Finger, Starts Crying, Realizes He Didn't Press Enter, Pushes It, Takes his Hershey Bar" Puts in a quarter for the next person b/c he's nice like that.
  7. No better place to get MASH style trauma experience. I'd love to go, but by now, they'll be needing more morgue detail and wound specialists. B/c by God, it's going to get real nasty. Tropical climates and open wounds, they have my respect for going there.
  8. I sometimes ask myself, why I took elective French in High School. I also took ASL. But French? All I remember is a talking pineapple.
  9. Your opinion has been noted and deposited in my suggestion box.
  10. It appeared as though I was being accused of being racist. I feel that's a valid reason for its use. It's an expression of my disgust.
  11. You're reading something that's not written. I said not one fucking thing racist; nothing about color, or abilities. Also, it doesn't say bilingual, it says an EMT that does not speak English. Yes, it would be helpful to have bilingual EMS personnel, with the influx of Mexican's with the gas drilling across Pennsylvania. How would you deploy an employee that doesn't speak one bit of English? You'd need to put a translator with them.
  12. Maybe the south.. But Pennsylvania? How many places would require an employee who speaks absolutely no English? or.. how many places would hire one?
  13. An Iron Duck Breathsaver holds all the Assessment, O2 and Airway supplies; and a Moore Trauma Bag has all the first aid supplies. ALS wise, the oxygen and various delivery devices are in a small tank bag. The Airway and Drugs supplies are in one bag; then another bag has larger bags of trauma fluids and various first aid supplies. The ALS Trauma bag also serves as the Peds ALS bag.. Just b/c it's fricken huge.
  14. There was no patient here. One shouldn't be related to the other. If any person got out of their vehicle, and harassed the cop.. They'd probably be arrest. There is no abuse of a power that only exists with assumption. But I'd still be interested to see if there is a dash cam.
  15. CafePress? I want EMTCity Boxers and Pot Holders.
  16. I love being a volunteer, but the politics involved are just so goddamn frustrating. I'm starting to wonder if it's even worth it anymore. See if you can observe in an emergency room.
  17. OH MY GOD. Are you fucking serious? Coupled with local frustration, I just may have a stroke.
  18. Chief1C

    Coincidence ?

    Always remember... The US is littered with abandoned mine shafts. That's all I'll say.
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  20. ...with an ambulance.
  21. That's uhhh... Sexist. and wrong.
  22. That bill does seem a little steep.
  23. That's like the size of a roll of pennies, if not smaller. But thanks anyway.
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