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Thats right you just gave it away. Only a Yankee would be sly enough to sneak around and spy. A Texan will always tell you up front who they are. We are not known for tall tales. 8)

Administrato"r" = E"R"Doc makes perfect sense. Also as a Doctor has way to much time on his hands as he spends 1 minute with his patients and has others do the work. :twisted: Then claims he is doing charts when actually he lurks about causing havoc on his website. As to Texas - ERDoc frequently uses hospital fax machine to fax emtcity flyers to all Texas EMS providers as he only wants the best here.

White men claim they bought it. Native Americans know the land was stolen, so you are an illegal alien. Sorry.

Let me think about that. Yup still right.

Just keep in mind that most of you or your relatives were illegal aliens. Native Americans did not invite you.

Hey at least it wasn't me this time.

Justify hmmm does lazy count?

Mac it is. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Good deal, but don't think my 2 week school has much chance based on the glowing review of the private submission. :oops: Thank you again Ruff. Hope many are trying to make the perfect school.

Perhaps we need to put that old mens tale on a poll for the women of EMTcity to answer. :shock:

I thought we were to post here not email or PM. Did that change? Thanks for the added prizes. If I submit 3 times can I win all 3 prizes? :twisted:

Dang Dwayne did you wake up on the wrong side of Afganistan? Would you mind sharing how you actually feel?

Very good post young lady. Don't let us grouchy old people keep you from sharing more on the forums. Since I believe you are an EMT-B I would say oxygen/ Aspirin and hope ALS gets on scene quickly. If not notify hospital immediately that you are coming with a cardiac patient. Give all details so they realize not just BS. Now if you are ALS, Oxygen, Aspirin, Double large bore IV's at rate to maintain Systolic above 90 and to push meds if patient goes south. Will consider more as scenario grows. Thanks for great post.

But what if doctors decide they like it? Then my taxi job will go away. Actually a good thing. Doctors and nurses should get some exposure of what we do. We get get some exposure of what they do when doing clinicals. Perhaps it could help us to start working together as healthcare professionals.

My bad your absolutely right. Something that worked good was the old chicken wire basket stretchers. Strap patient down, then strap basket stretcher over patient. They were going no where. Of course hard to take vitals and all but.... Actually though proper use of triangle bandages, backboard straps, c-collars, spit sock, chemicals, and regular belts you should be able to safely restrain a person. If not have the cops shoot them, then treat for lead poisoning.

Here it is 2 weeks. Just give me $10000 and I will send you a piece of paper that says Paramedic. Sorry such a long course but need to allow time for your check to clear and the mail to get you your paper. disclaimer this is not approved for NR or any state. Nor is this my official entry you will have to wait till closer to pay day for that.

Me in denial your the one with an R in your name. :twisted: Hurry admin and tell them we are not one and the same. You owe me I've been playing nice lately.

If not hog tied face down does no harm, just like a person sleeping on their stomach. Makes it harder for them to fight, spit, etc.

This can all be solved by admin admitting I am not him/her/it. How about a little help big boss man?

You have an R so you are part of admins evil plots. At least thats more proof I am not admin as I have no R.

Patient found to have self inflicted wound. :shock:

Wheres the fun in that? :twisted:

Guitarzan - Ray Stevens

Well that works he is more opinionated and unconcerned about others as if he has no fear of being banned. :shock:

I live on the border an have to go thru a checkpoint about 50 miles north on the way to the hospital. So drugs and humans seem to need a way past and they no the ambulance just gets waved by.

How could I ban you admin? :?: :shock: