HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I used to do a bunch of them at the old job. We actually were the only service with the code to enter labor and delivery. All the other services had to have a nurse escort them in. Of course we delivered babys in their delivery rooms several times when doc didn't get there quick enough.
As far as triage nurse, same nurse was also ER nurse so she signed whether she sent them to triage or to a room for immediate treatment.