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primemedic you just solved all budget problems way to go and ended all bashing on emtcity. Prime for president.

Darn identity theft. I should have listened to the telemarketer and bought identity theft insurance.

Throw in a velvet Elvis and it's a deal.

Good thing we don't make the promise 30 minutes or less or it's free

I will not discuss your scenario further. :!: I am glad surgery went well.

And you wouldn't? :twisted:

Hey wonder if any EMS services will choose that for the uniform?

Hey how'ld they get my video?

:headbang:

Guess it's alright for the slightly obese. :shock:

HAHA The classic wisp.

That was a good laugh. Whats up with that donkey?

Patients that greet us with 4 suitcases. No you cannot bring your suitcases. Just you and nothing else. You really can't be that sick if had time to pack everything you own then call us. But I have no way for my stuff to get there. Tuff not my problem. I'm not hauling your dope. Better make friends quick or you'll never get your belongings back. Better yet use your hidden cash and just take a taxi or bus.

As to which first would agree patient dependant. As to doing 12 lead then IV while rolling, I got to say that is some of the left over golden hour idea attitude, a subject recently discussed. Being so far out we spend time on scene doing as much for the patient w/o fighting the bouncing ambulance. It's safer for the medic and the patient as both can be properly secured. Then enroute we just monitor and administer the next dose of meds ivp if needed. Can I do it bouncing down the road? Yes, but why. Why risk a missed IV or getting stuck with the dirty needle when your driver hits a rough spot. Why risk being thrown across your patient. I'm not so macho as to think someone is less of a medic because they stop and use common sense. I say do what you can on scene for safety sakes, my safety comes before anyones. Are there times I still end up doing things going down the bouncy road, yes but I limit how often.

Don't sale it to Terr, I'll double your asking price.

Thanks cosgrojo wasn't sure what to bash next. Dust, The Universe is reaLLY big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK A+ right

Always ABCDE etc. But as mentioned you will get where you do many at once. Also because you always start the same way you wont get distracted by the zebras and miss the horse.

Nope never happens. :occasion5:

1. Who originated the idea for this thread? A. cosgrojo B. dustdevel C. none of the above D. Both A & B E. I don't care

All done. Now where Oh man the dog ate my home work. Sorry.

The classic Mr Bean Defib.

I would say have your medical director put on a class about denying patients transport per your protocols. If you can not deny then have it on your refusal policy. I see many that just get signature yet the protocols clearly state X number of vitals and must answer certain questions. Definitly a good CYA CE class.

how much?

I'm sorry. You know actually saw wilderness survival video that showed surgical cric using keys and a pen. Ouch. But the point was they're dead if you do nothing.

I have no money. Really it's funny on the first of the month I see you in your car from Mexico at the post office getting your USA benefits and then cashing them at the bank. Then you go back to Mexico. Wish I had all the free benefits w/o paying in.