You've certainly extended a decent amount of time and energy to point out that splenac is a useless tool. While he is certainly a tool... there has to be a couple of uses for him yet. I've never known splenac to think too highly of his own wit, nor does he tell a lot of anecdotal stories.
I fail to see how being a paramedic has anything to do with a person being self absorbed and opinionated. I am not a paramedic, and I am very self absorbed... not to mention that I fit the bill of raconteur far better than splenac!
Since you obviously don't really care, Mr. Kevin Nobacon, about posting anything of consequence, and are clearly just trying to rile people up for your own perverted pleasure... maybe you should tone it down a bit. Either help us grow an on-line EMS community... or go annoy your friends and family with your trifling (and incorrect) observations.
Besides... Splenac is MY pinata!