When we asked our dispatcher for a chief complaint again, they told us our patient has a case of...get this, " boloney-itus"! We couldn't stop laughing for 3 miles! I'm sure they mis-read the callers notes on that one! Ahhh good times!
Frank: Pierce, I want to see you shaved next time!
Hawkeye: I did shave Frank.
Frank: Yes, but this time take one step closer to the razor!
Hawkeye: Ahhhh!
Best Show EVER!