Kiwiology

I am so proud of my Hoosier prodigy, you're learnding!

Only if you can figure out how to apply to the DVLA for Categories C1 + D1 That's if you're not insane enough to join the Motorcycle Response Unit ... To be fair it wasn't on here he did it, but I was being prophylactic and ensuring he did not have the chance too, gets my blood boiling You could but the rednecks down at the bar would look at you funny That is very nice of you, Kiwi loves the Great Nation of Indiana and your wonder Hoosierspatality, is that even a word? It is now! We were returning last night and had to refuel, I was driving, pulled into the Mobil, what did I see? A great big Lucas Oil sign, that was just aggravating, reminded me not only did I miss the Superbowl but it's also F1 season ... Get your ass down to Indianapolis, I know a lovely quiet little fire station; we can sit out the back on the picnic table and shoot the shit, seeing as how you're a native and I'm a Kiwi you can man the radio and I'll drive during the day time because nobody can understand what I am saying Knowing me I'll probably get lost or some shit, now Bob just 199 laps left here today at the Kroger 200, oh shit, is that an ambulance on the track, I think it is, I think he is lost, the fire station is two blocks over ....

Somebody is just jealous nurses are a band above on the Agenda For Change That Will Not Appear in Your Back Pocket

Ditto on this, the UK has one of the toughest borders in the world and even overseas trained Nurses and Midwives are no longer able to get a visa (bugger, I'm never going to get on 24 Hours in A&E!) The various NHS Ambulance Service Trusts traditionally hired lay people and put them through the IHCD Technician Awards then after about two years they could apply for the Paramedic course. Now with the DipHE/FdSc being made mandatory and intense cut-throat competition to get onto the University course they will have plenty of applicants If you get some experience (3-5 years) and a good, quality education (Associates Degree or higher) you could look at Australia or New Zealand Besides, who would want to work in the UK, they'd probably pair us together, the UK poses enough linguistic challenge already Red base, November 100, available local area

Righto, so which of us is going to drive the big yellow box today? Red base, November 100 available

Great example mate; I deeply, deeply regret one or two things I have done in my life, it has cost me more than I ever thought possible and it will be me who has to live with the consequences of my actions. While nothing terrible (not like I was Pol Pot's prodigy) it has cost me very, very deeply and put me back into a very dark, very nasty place I thought I'd escaped from. Oh well, what would you expect from a funny talking Kiwi?

Why does anybody do anything? That is the question I'm so fucking bored seriously, even a nasty, smelly, bloated, five day old suspended who has been incontinent with its eyes being eaten out by feral dogs or something would be more entertaining than right now ... I think its time to go scoff down some more painkillers and get wasted, that should kill a few hours

How very true, I look back on one or two things I did in days gone by and am sort of embarrassed for myself, if not down right ashamed I have to wonder if the original starter of this thread regrets what he did to me and the other people he lied to, because now he has probably slunk off with his head between his legs feeling like a major dickhead

Aw man, I knew I should have gone to church more, shit this is all my fault, like that time I was working on the Clinical Desk and told black doctor to give propofol instead of propanalol, crazy drug names being so similar You know what RWN when I am two bit tin pot local sheriff of Small Town Jericho you can be my deputy and hunt for illegal aliens while I hide in the bushes and watch Jennifer Nettles in the shower .... This is way more fun than my sociology paper

ah suing people - it's the American way, either that or just bomb their ass into submission a perfect example of taking the piss no, getting along is strictly prohibited, this place would be far less fun!

again, i think this bloke was taking the piss

dude i think he was taking the piss it's 7pm, I've only just gotten out of bed, I missed a meeting I had today because I was too depressed to face the world, thanks Frazier, you're being back in my life is a real winner, now excuse me while I go get wasted on painkillers and pretend this didn't happen

Thin skin eh? You're not diabetic are you mate? Been going to the loo any more than usual?

Well seeing as how he was a lying piece of shit who got busted and as yet wishes not to grow some balls and fess up about it or explain why he did it I think he feels kinda stupid and has slunk away like the bitch he is Denny, taking the piss means we're having you on or joking

So which am I?

Awesome bro, until I've had a few rips round the parking lot you can drive, I'm gonna need a bit of time to acquaint myself with such a large vehicle And if a slack jawed Tennesseeian with a bluetooth stethoscope and a Johnny Rockets burger in his hand happens to wander infront of us as I'm navigating down the freeway blasting the air horn no matter, oops, was that a speed bump?

Well I do like barbeque, contemporary country music, ten gallon hats, faded jeans and guns, does that make me a cowbody ambo worthy of a big red patch and Ford F series ambulance brimming with lights an air horn?

Oh like hell you will, I want a gnarley big Ford E450 or something brimming with lights and an air horn

Well in that case just call me Edwardo Sanchez Juarez Ambulancia de Kiwi

I think we must be related; I am at heart a small town loving pro gun ownership conservative Republican Christian who likes barbecue, pick up trucks, big cowboy hats, the Dixie Chicks and talkin like this y'all where you hurtin' at boss me n' slim here from the ambeeelance Man I haven't been to Texas in like 2 years, I'm having withdraws .... mind you what I described is fairly generic to most Midwestern and Southern states Um, know any hot single Southern chicks? I want to get my bright red patch, big cowbody hat and hip pouch full of suxamethonium, wild wild west ambo

I dno mate, you might be one of those fruit loop Californians or funny tawkin New Yorkers ... or you could be from Tumbleweed, Montana or some place befitting of same This is what we call taking the piss, if you want to pass Kiwiology you better learn it

Apparently it's actually quite good But if you can teach what is required to pass said test in 12 weeks is it the test that is faulty or the teaching method?

Hmm, I didn't think we checked a pulse any more unless the rhythm looks capable of producing output; I think I read that somewhere Glad you are enjoying school there Wendy

It's what he told me and other people all of it was bullshit You don't forget a thing like this

Somebody should have gone to the 12 week Paramedic school for Houston Firefighters Far less demanding that program right there ...