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and a drum roll when you ask what happened

So a noteworthy proctoglist was giving a speech at a convention. Some one in the audience commented on the fact that the good doctor had a thermometer behind his ear. The doctor examined it and exclaimed "some asshole took my pen"

if you put a zombie and a necrophiliac in the same room who chases who?

how about a old manikin arm in the chiefs turnout sleeve. He still hasnt caught me for that.

Good luck for you and your mom.

I have handled firearms all my life and with that knowledge I know that I do not want to be armed in a tactical situation. Its is more then firearm skills, If you don't train for the use of lethal force then you should not go into the field prepared with it. Kinda like going out on a medical call after watching "House". That being said on a call last week while examining a customer her dog bit me in the top of the head. I managed the event fine but I am thinking of carrying pepper spray, maybe one of those gelled ones.

Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell and have them look forward to the trip.

Well we can consider this forum jacked. So while we are on race I pose this question. When did it become wrong to be proud of your race, ethnic group ect.? Their will always be a shole in every group as well as some good people. If Obama was grandstanding when we got bin Laden I say yippee if you really wanna make me happy go cap the IRS to. i don't particularly like Obama but he is the first black American president. That took balls.

Are we celebrating the death of Osama Bin Laden or cheering that good has triumphed over evil. And should we feel guilty for being glad that a know killer and tormentor of our people is dead. I can agree with many that we (America) stick our nose where it don't belong, but if you hurt me or mine I will hunt you down and kill you and feel great accomplishment in doing it. To the 'SEAL' team as well as all the servicemen serving our country thank you.

Sigmund Freud would have fun with that.

ok I think you guys are about the only ones that would see as much humor in this as I did. From the pages of ' people of Walmart'

Rule #100, Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb7_1291660979 Friend of mine in OES sent this to me a while back if you can use streaming video it is a good one. Opps to slow

" I do what the voices in my Radio tell me to do"