Gypsy

Not that creepy. The snake would have known she was the smallest other "animal" in the house. Like any preditor it went after the smallest/weakest in the group. Which was the child. It is sad though. Shouldn't have happened.

Ya hubby and I both had the same thought.

Yes actually. It's just a joke email that I got. Meaning like most chain emails it's not true. So just relax, read, chuckle, and enjoy.

Got this in an email this morning and figured we could all use to start our day/night with a laugh. WHO'S FUNNIER: TEACHERS OR COPS ? Teachers These are actual comments made on student report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, some of these are really funny! 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thingie to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. COPS: These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. Thank goodness, in spite of the perils of the job, they still have a sense of humor! 16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.' 15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while..' 14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.' 13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.' 12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.' 11. 'You don't kno w how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?' 10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?' 9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.' 8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?' 7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey shit.' 6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.' 5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.' 4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?' 3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.' 2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail..' AND THE WINNER IS.... 1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.

Yay my spazed out brain was close to figuring out the letters. :: does a goofy happy dance:: I was thinking something for police but wasn't sure.

What is LEO? I'm still learning the alphabet soup sorry.

Where's the listing for "other"? :: pouts:: I ride a bicycle into work rain or shine. Brett: WHat no black sticker with what is it the red line? or it is blue? I can never remember which is police and which is fire.

Nope my bestfriend DJ GothyMurder is skinny. I mean like, "Girl go get a whopper" skinny. She does online radio and no I don't have the link off hand.

I'm really proud with how much that group learned. They still play ambulance and we're working on getting one them to a firestation to climb around on the fire rescue truck.

I'm going to publicly appologize. I accidentally took my stress and emotions out on the people here. I am sorry. Fire I'm sorry to you most of all because it was to your post I replied. You know I"m not like that normally.

I do read but how can I explain it..... I feel like a 3 year old trying to keep up to their parents who are walking fast? Does that make any sense? I try to keep up but I'm just not that fast yet. I do ask some questions in the chat room but at times feel like a real idiot when I do because I feel like I should know it already you know?

I'm only a basic so when you guys go into the ALS I get so lost in the dust it isn't even funny. What questions do you guys want to ask her? I can't give you information if you don't ask for it.

It is alittle hot in the kitchen because all 3 ovens are on and cooking. Not unbarable but you can tell cooking is going on. (( Yes by the way this did happen today. Though instead of calling 911 boss drove her to the local hospital.))

You get a call to go to a local preschool. The director meets you outfront and takes you into the downstairs kitchen for the school. You see your patient sitting in a stool drinking water looking like she's been hit by a mac truck. Her assissant is standing next to her. The assissant explains she's the one that called because the patient was not acting or thinking straight. It had gotten to the point she was scared and worried that "Karen's" sugar might be dangeriously high. She does know the patient has a history of diabeties but doesn't know any more than that. Take it away boys and girls. Please keep it more or less at a basic level. Name was replaced to protect the patient's identity.

It's the step below Basic. You would only be allowed to drive for a private company such as AMR or Medics. That is if you are lucky.

No hun sorry but you can't. You must and in this order: graduate high school and recieve your diploma, go to a state approved EMT-B course that can be found on the list on the Department of Heath website, then take your NREMT exam. Sorry for the run on sentence. Go ahead and take the EMT-B class now if you really want but all you can be as of right now is a First Responder.

What he said. I like DocHarris. So it isn't a sad thing if I agree with him.

I agree Mr. DocHarris. Which is very sad. Taking the class now will give him a base for when he retakes it when he is fully legal.

You have to have your high school diploma or GED, take an approved by the state EMT-B course, and be 18 to take your exam. Did you check out the links I posted in the other topic you started? If you school is saying there is a way around it they are wrong. Sorry hun.

It's a Wonderful World. I forget who did it.

The Cirlce by Blackmore's Night. IT seems like the right song for the last day of class here.

I think we have at least one future EMT. This is from today while lining up to go outside. For the penpals that actually know the names: this is the same B and K from the first story. B bumped her head while standing up to get into the line. Not hard but enough to know she has a head. lol She told K and said her head and neck ( yes drama queen) were hurting. Without missing a beat K reached up and took C spine. Then he told her that on 3 she was to sit down criss cross. I'm trying not to break down laughing at this point.She sat down then he told her on 3 she was to lay down. Not able to hold it any more and laughed, then quickly calmed down and stopped them. Since the rest of the class was lined up by then. I think I created a good monster. :: chuckles:: Oh and as for the PCRs I took in. My kids can handle a difficulty breathing patient. Not sure about trauma. We didn't get to that yet.

What school are you taking the course? I really don't want you to go through what I did. You might want to call the Department of Health and see if they view it as an EMT-B course just to be on the safe side. The link I gave as the list of schools and their numbers. Also like I said you wont be able to do your ride times or clinicals at 17. You also can't take the NREMT ( which is what the state uses) until your 18. The link for that site is www.nremt.org

Richard s/he is in Florida though.

You can become a First Responder at any time but in order to do your clinicals, ride times, and take the NREMT exam you have to be 18. Sweety here is the link to our Department of Health: http://www.doh.state.fl.us/mqa/EMT-Paramed...ts.html#Initial If you are taking this in High School I'm going to guess you are either at Edison High or Homestead Sr. High. Neither school truely have an EMT-B course. Yes I know what your transcripts yes, yes I know what your teachers are telling you. You will graduating as a First Responder and then have to retake the EMT-B course when your 17 almost 18. Been there done that. I cried, I fought, I still had to retake the course at the college. At the college we had a 17 year old almost 18 rushing to get his rides and clinicals done. I'm sorry to be the barer of bad news.