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brentoli

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  1. First off, I would do a quick scan for trauma to the back. Assuming that shows negative, we would flip her to lie supine, and assess the airway. Spontanious breaths? Is there anything obvious such as pain patches inside the mouth? Does she respond to any stimulation? What are basic vital signs and what medical history can the son provide.
  2. Dust, do you think an EMT-B is prepared enough to make coffee? Or chow? :?:
  3. Oh, the grades they let just anyone pass now with out having to show any knowledge so they can prove "no child is left behind."
  4. I wish those were still cool. I could go all Hawaii 5-0 on peoples asses.....
  5. Does wearing my FD t-shirt under my normal clothes make me a whacker? I don't do it so much for the "quick strip" but more because I have so many of them, and they are COMFORTABLE.
  6. SHHHHHHHH The woman behind the legend has spoken.
  7. Looks like the Squmper can hook up a couple of jumpercables from the batter to the nipples...
  8. Sprint has phones now that use direct connect. Seriously dude. 3 phones is too much. Cingular has great phones and great internet for about 60 a month. While you are at work, some days you have 4 phones and a pager on your belt? Do you have a girlfriend? Just wondering
  9. Lights and sirens for bikes are more expensive than for cars!. Not that I have looked......
  10. Women([sub:86c0039d61]and spenac[/sub:86c0039d61]) suck.
  11. Yeah... still lost.
  12. How can you NOT go through the ABC's? Airway. They are talking? Its open. Not talking? Adjunct. Breathing. The chest moves? Breathing. Not moving? BVM Circulation. No blood to be seen, and they have color and movement? Good. No color, no movement, blood everywhere? Bad.
  13. I know someone who does that to get out of bad first dates
  14. 3 phones? 3 diffrent numbers? 21 years old? No car? [marq=right:8d67688e33]WHY?!?!?![/marq:8d67688e33]
  15. I hate him so much I am posting this on my cell phone rom a wedding reception
  16. [marq=left:8d6e8602eb]DIRTY OLD MAN ALERT[/marq:8d6e8602eb]
  17. cut it into 4th's so we can all have it... like a friendship braclet
  18. When do we get the gold chain? The blood pressure kit? Used ambulance?
  19. We really get those?
  20. BLS... we just carry Everclear in a tube and squirt it into the cheek.
  21. Wook, it's not wike I did it on purpose. I didnt kill anybody. Why can't you just weave us dispatchers alone. We have a widdle bit of integrity and dignity too...
  22. I hate it when someone breaks their weg. Its wike its the biggest deal. You are still wiving. It will be ok. Just don't wet it stop you from being all you can me. Wive like there is no tomorrow. Wook up to the sky and rejoice. Wove every moment. Whoops.. Wrong thread. Wooks wike I am a wittle bit dumb.
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