emswife

Does having a kid with a Thomas the Tank Engine fetish count? TPBM has a collection of some kind that they are too embarrased to let their friends know about

Many years ago, I lived in an apartment where the t.v. would come on by itself, and my husband's scanner would come on almost nightly at a volume level much higher than we would use. I would also see flashes of small lights right in front of me, so I had my eyes checked because I had heard that the retina can detach and cause that, but my eyes were fine. Then I heard all my kitchen cabinets slam while I was in the bedroom, but tried to convince myself that it came from another apartment. The alarm clock would go off at times when it wasn't set, and our two little dogs were ending up in our bed a lot of nights, even thought they were always secured in the bathroom. One night, I heard the sound of a door knob clicking, and in a few seconds my dogs were with us. Also, our toddler son would cry for us in the middle of the night and point at the corner of his crib like he was afraid of something there. The creepiest thing that happened involved my towel being switched in my bathroom while I was showering, but the door never opened (and the towel that ended up in there was the one I couldn't find right before my shower). There were a lot of strange things, and they seemed to increase in intensity until we moved out. We later found out the apartment complex had a history of fires, dating all the way back to construction (one fire happened while we were living there). Could it be that I had a pyromaniac ghost with a hobby of listening to the scanner for emergency calls? I don't know, we got the hell out.

Underwear? What underwear? By the way, Kountess, a few years ago I had Allie who plays Sammy on "Days of our Lives" at my place with her husband Dave. It was back when they were just engaged. She was really nice, but I really wish my husband would have warned me she was coming, I was still wearing my work clothes, how very unglamorous! TPBM has a crush on someone at work...but that person don't know it yet

I agree with what Rid and Medicwife wrote about saving the most intimate things for your spouse. I have always felt that friendships between opposite sex couples are fine as long as those relationships do not take away from the marriages that the "friends" have with their spouses. One way that can happen is when the friends start sharing so much, that the spouses in the "friendship" no longer feels the need to confide in their spouses. I mean, why have to repeat it, right? You already shared whatever was troubling you...but the problem is, you didn't share it with who you should have, the person you promised to share your life with. Then after awhile, that spouse just doesn't seem to understand you the same way your friend does, I wonder why? Intamacy is based on trust and comunication. If you want to be intimate with your spouse, I suggest that you treat them like your best friend. It may not always be easy, they might not like what they hear at times, but working through those things are what make relationships stronger. I have seen way too many marriages fail, and I see plenty of marriages in a sad state, because the spouses start to treat each other like the enemy, like someone they have to hide things from. Take Rid's advice, if you're married, keep the working relationships professional. If you need to have deep meaningful relationships with someone other that your spouse, then have those relationships with your same sex co-workers. Having an affair is a choice. Choose not to go down that slippery slope. And emotional affairs can be just as damaging, if not more, than physical affairs. I am very lucky to have a husband that loves me and treats me like a friend, but I am very sad to see this scenario played out over and over again with people we know.

He he he... I thought that was my little secret! TPBM did something so horribly embarrassing in highschool, that they are too chicken to go to any reunions for fear of hearing "Oh yeah, your that person that (blank), ah hahahaha!"

I think you and your husband need to discuss the reasons he is so uncomfortable with your partner. Him being in the business may actually be working against you if he has seen enough to make him worry (as we know it is not all that uncommon for male-female affairs in the work place). Maybe he saw something in his work that he is actually projecting onto you, maybe someone he knows has had an affair. I suggest that you get to the root of the problem before things gets out of control. Once he has confronted the reasons for his insecurity, hopefully he will calm down.

Those were pretty funny, but the reason there's a song about Jimmy cracking corn when no one cares is because the negro slaves that sang that song were making fun of their whitie master who wasn't looking while Jimmy was on the take :lol:/ . And, the fact that there is braille on a drive thru window actually might explain a few things... :shock:

Yeah, but I think I have everyone else around me fooled :twisted: TPBM likes to play practical jokes on their coworkers to amuse themself when the shift is a little slow

I like that one, think I'll use it on my teenage son since I've had many conversations with him where he is obviously engaged in the conversation at the time, and later he didn't remember what I was saying at all, even admits that he agrees with what I said, but only remembers what he was saying and what he "thought" I was saying based on his end of the conversation! Maybe I just don't speak "teenager"....

"Oh, I'm sorry, did you mistake me for someone who cares?" I like to use this on my teenage son when he gives me lame excuses for not getting his @&$% done.

And size don't matter either guys!!!!Ahhhhhaaaaahhhaahhhaa, I've got to stop before I pee my pants (emswife wipes tears from eyes), yeah, it's how you use it, ahhhahhhhhaaaahhahhaha...maybe we should just go to the mall instead (maybe that's what she was thinking) .

Is her name Taylor? You really shouldn't have started a porn site about her. Or is that some other guy who got his heart broken into a million peices too? TPBM is a pimp on his second job (cause you can't support yourself in EMS after all)...

Your opinion matters, we ask it so we know what not to do or wear .

Misunderstood? I think not, you guys are indeed sick, and the twisted part is we women actually dig it :wink: . And Trench, you are not "retarded", the politically correct term is mentally impaired .

If I decide to go lesbian, you'll be the second to know. I'm sure my husband would insist on first "dibbs" . You guys really are sick you know :shock: . But it is good to be loved :love5: .