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You are just too flippin funny.. :roll: :roll: :roll: but I would like to know the answer to that one ..........

guess you are on my party line .......is that why i can never use the phone........hey dude get off my string..........lmao

I would like to see me try.......I see it now .......Terri goes to sleep in empty bed...wakes up with 60 senior citizens in line........OMG the horror...... :wink:

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We will over look you ASYS ........cause you are so HOT for a YANKEE..........LMAO

I agree with you there Phil too many times its not about helping it is about the almighty dollar... and that is sad

TOO FUNNY

Mac I agree with you 100% one is too many... I have been reading this thread with alot of interest and concern,,,,,Seems like too many posters are looking at cost and time and to me you cant put a price on a human life...I dont know why there is an issue about starting life saving measures or not....unless rigormortis has set in then I say dont, but IF NOT do the job you were trained to do and quit the complaining about the cost and time....I for one do not have MD or God behind my name so until I have one or the other I will do what I am trained to do and do it to the best of my ability. The parents also need support and understanding showed to them as well my God they are suffering a loss that is not imaginable to anyone unless you have felt the pain of loosing a child you can not understand their needs....and as professionals we have to be there to help them...Professionalism is an attitude and to show compassion and caring for a family in need is a very professional thing to do....EMS is not about money or time EMS is about helping people and doing the job we were trained to do.

Best excuses if you get caught sleeping on the job 1. They said that this might happen at the blood bank. 2. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people. 3. I wasn't snoring - that was a complicated breathing exercise. Are you discriminating against me because I practice yoga? Someone call my rep. 4. Someone made decaf. 5. Quickly raise your head and say "Amen." 6. The guy at the Taco Bell slipped me a Mickey. 7. I'm actually testing this keyboard for drool resistance. 8. Sorry about that, the boss was just over here telling one of his war stories. 9. I'm resting up for the drug test. 10. That's it - no more turkey sandwiches.

I am Dolly Grubb of Little Delving what a messed up name......... :twisted:

i fell in love with ------a football player --------Because im sexy and i do what i want :twisted: :twisted: Too funny

IT is 0240 and we are dispatched to a call possible OD we are enroute asking 911 for further directions.... 911 dispatcher: You go up Camp Road appx 1 mile and look for a white house with a green roof :!: :!: Crew member: UMM dude it is 2 0'clock in the morning and pitch black out here. Could you get a better descripiton for us please :?: 911 Dispatcher: Will call them back. Crew: 10-4 911 Dispatcher: Unit 1104 patients husband states to look for a blue car in a garage........and he will have the porch light on for you to see the car. :roll: Crew: Can the husband come outside and wave us down :?: 911 Dispatcher: 10-4 he will be waitng for you omg no wonder rural EMS gets a bad wrap.....gezzz........but it was funny almost every house on that road was white and had a garage.....

57% Dixie. Barely in Dixie ummm,,,,it lied

:occasion4: :occasion2: :occasion1: :occasion7: :wav: What can I say but Hope all your BIRTHDAY WISHES come true and it is the best day of your life (I WILL NEVER TELL HOW OLD YOU REALLY ARE :!: :!: :!: :twisted: ) HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE YA TERRI :angel12:

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile. Its called therapy.

My Favorite here..... If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? I will get back to you when the hostage negotiator lets "us" go..... *and you are gonna let me babysit.......hummm*

UMM Andy ..........you bored .........lmao just kidding i like them but this one is my favorite in this list Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? Cause I am just that way.... :twisted: ....lmao Thanks for the early moring brain stimulator......

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>>Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked >>yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of >>investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well-known >>and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made >>into this test. Answer all the questions with what describes you best, add >>up all your points (which are next to the answer that you choose) and at >>the end, look for your results. Put your character in the subject line and >>forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you. Very >>interesting to see "who" your friends are! >> >> >>Do not cheat by looking at the end before you are done. >> >> >> >>1) Which one of the following describes the perfect date? >> >>(a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) >>( Fun/Theme park (2 pts.) >>© Painting in the park (5 pts.) >>(d) Rock concert (1 pt.) >>(e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) >> >> >> >> >>2) What is your favorite type of music? >> >>(a) Rock 'n Roll (2 pts.) >>( Alternative (1 pt.) >>© Soft Rock (4 pts.) >>(d) Country (5 pts.) >>(e) Pop (3 pts.) >> >> >> >> >>3) What type of movies do you prefer? >> >>(a) Comedy (2 pts.) >>( Horror (1 pt.) >>© Musical (3 pts.) >>(d) Romance (4pts.) >>(e) Documentary (5 pts.) >> >> >> >> >>4) Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could >>choose one of these? >> >>(a) Waiter (4 pts.) >>( Professional Sports Player (5 pts.) >>© Teacher (3pts.) >>(d) Police (2 pts.) >>(e) Cashier (1 pt .) >> >> >> >> >>5) What do you do with your spare time? >> >>(a) Exercise (5 pts.) >>( Read (4 pts.) >>© Watch television (2 pts.) >>(d) Listen to music (1 pt.) >>(e) Sleep (3 pts.) >> >> >> >> >> >> >>6) Which one of the following colors do you like best? >> >>(a) Yellow (1 pt.) >>( White (5 pts.) >>© Sky Blue (3 pts.) >>(d) Dark Blue (2 pts.) >>(e) Red (4 pts.) >> >> >> >> >> >> >>7) What do you prefer to eat right now? >> >>(a) Snow (3 pts.) >>( Pizza (2 pts) >>© Sushi (1 pt.) >>(d) Pasta (4 pts.) >>(e) Salad (5 pts.) >> >> >> >> >>8) What is your favorite holiday? >> >>(a) Halloween (1 pt.) >>( Christmas (3 pts.) >>© New Year (2 pts.) >>(d) Valentine's Day (4 pts) >>(e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.) >> >> >>9) If you could go to one of these places, which one would it be? >> >>(a) Paris (4 pts.) >>( Spain (5 pts.) >>© Las Vegas (1 pt.) >>(d) Hawaii (4 pts.) >>(e) Hollywood (3 pts.) >> >> >> >> >>10) With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with? >>(a) Someone smart (5 pts.) >>( Someone attractive (2 pts.) >>© Someone who likes to party (1 pt.) >>(d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.) >>(e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.) >> >> >> >> >> >>Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! >>Don't forget to put your character in the subject line and forward to >>your friends and back to the person that sent this to you. Very >>interesting to see "who" your friends are! >> >> >> >>(10-16 points) You are Garfield: >> >>You are very comfortable, easygoing, and you definitely know how to have >>fun, but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are >>doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see >>things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is >>right. Try to remember your happy spirit may hurt you or others. >> >> >> >>(18-26 points) You are Snoopy: >> >> >>You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and >>you never are out of style. You are good at knowing how to satisfy >>everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than >>once, but you always come home with the family values that you learned. >>Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you >>have had your share of fun times. >> >> >>(22-28 points) You are Arnold: >> >> >>You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give >>advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you >>always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: Try not to be too >>much of a dreamer. If not, you will have many conflicts with life. >> >> >> >>(29-34 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants: >> >> >>You are the classic person that everyone loves.. You are the best friend >>that anyone could ever have and never want to lose. You never cause harm >>to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a >>journey, it's funny and calm for the most part.. Stay away from traitors >>and jealous people, then you will be stress free. >> >> >> >>(35-42 points) You are Charlie Brown: >> >> >>You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious >>about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your mom every >>Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few birthdays. >>Don't let your passion confuse you with reality. >> >> >> >>(43-50 points) You are Dexter: >> >> >>You are smart and definitely a thinker. Every situation is fronted with a >>plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family >>principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad >>situation when it comes. >> >>

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Dude you have way too much time on your hands.........umm how can I be removed from your email list....you dont have me on there.........just kidding .......ha ha ha ha ..........my answer wasnt there and it was a dang good one too......so no need to buy the next issue of psychos are us looking for my pic.....lmao T :angel12:

[quote="Dustdevil Wrong. Volunteer units are not needed at all if your elected officials provide you with the professional services you need.

Interesting X I like it....... FUNNY

I hate taking test X will you take it for me :?: .... Later T :angel12:

[ You've spent sixteen years assuring that your community doesn't ever get a full-time professional EMS service that can assure faster, better trained services to those in need. Congratulations. You're a hero.