DwayneEMTP

(Borrowed from Chip Stannard, as there was no share button.) Funny non the less.. The Most Interesting Medic In the World.... He delivers babies with Apgar scores of 11. Patients offer to name their illnesses after him. His chest compressions are so effective, 90 a minute are enough. He has more standing orders than his medical director. Hospitals divert their patients to him. He secretes his own disinfectant. Nursing homes prepare elaborate patient histories just for him. He finishe...