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Epic party last night in a nice hotel in the jungle. There was dancing, hilariously funny jokes, tear jerking stories, CCR playing over and over on the computer....Yeah, so it was just me and a Litre of tequila, but still. It seems like about the last thing that I remember is logging onto facebook, laughing my ass off, thinking, "You shouldn't post right now." And then, " But I'm just so damn funny right now! Everyone deserves to share in my brilliant funnyness!" My apologies if I implied I...
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Off to work at my new location. Travel up from 45hrs door to door to 60ish hours...I couldn't be more thrilled... :-) Love you all...see you on FB in a few days!
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Why did this make me laugh out loud? I've no idea...but as badly as I wanted to, I couldn't help it... "My friend got really pissed me today He Caught me wanking...While smelling his sister's panties. I think what made him maddest was that she was wearing them at the time. That, and that his whole family walked in an saw it too. .... It made the rest of the funeral really awkward...."
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As I'm helping Dylan with his Lego project I'm wondering if it's still considered quality father/son time when despite my very best efforts to contribute, hour after hour, about the only words I hear are, "Um, that's not right", "I already did that part", and "Dad, I think I should do this by myself."