dispatched 4pm 22y/o f sick person. on we climb a steep set of stairs greeted by a guy at the door, there's a female on the bed.
Medic asks "what's going on?, she states "my cervix hurts"
"how do you know it's your cervix?" "I'm really in touch with my body"
"Um... What time did your cervix started hurting?" "midnight last night"
(boy friend starts squirming about this time)
Medic asks "what were you doing last night at midnight?" "we were having sex",
"Can you walk down the stairs to our gurney?" "no"
"Can you stand with our help?" "no"
When we got to the ER she was put in the OB room, closes the door and asked suspiciously
"what is going on with her?" "ummmmmmmmmmm.... (whispering) her boyfriend banged her too hard last night"
Nurse asks "Is he here?" "He said he'll be here, I think he's just calling all his friends first"
Nurse almost fell on the floor laughing...