Lone Star
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First my coffee mug was stolen and given away..now I've been stolen and given away.... And since YOU are in possession of both of the stolen items....I could have you arrested!
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I cant believe I've been given aaway! :shock: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:
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I'll take that! It should make a GREAT gift for Dust! I leave a collection of 'sporks' from all the KFC restaurants in Chatham County, GA
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Leave it....when I was looking at it to decide if I wanted it or not...the beard trimmings actually GROWLED at me! a new package of bubble gum (minus the comics)
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Take it, I need all the help I can get! Red Cross First Aid book
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Just for terri, Here's 'what it is'...... notice the big clock on a chain...THATS what was bein referred to.....
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Hell, that sounds like a lot of adults we all know!
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I personally think that if you're taking drugs (other than whats prescribed), you need to get out of this field. There's too much riding on what we do, and to have your memory, judgement or thinking ability impared because you're stoned.....you deserve to be brought up on criminal charges!
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With all that's happened here recentlly, I NEED that 'get out of jail free' card! Leave: Cap'n Crunch glow in the dark sticker set (complete)
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Yeah baby!...thats JUST what I need! Let's see what I have here......a valid (unexpired) coupon for Kellog's All Bran cereal FORE! *whacks a golf ball, sending it through the neighbors windshield, and runs like hell*
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Take it, it'll go with the house I got from H&R Block! Leave a minature stress reliever shaped like a football (great for pegging misbehaving cats!)
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Take it....now I have something to eat instead of just plain peanut butter! Leave...one pair of warm heavy socks (never worn)
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There's been near 700 pedophiles that have been nabbed from MySpace. This includes past offenders as well as those just getting busted for the first time. I for one, refuse to open an account there and with facebook. All it takes is the accusation (not even a conviction) to destroy a career. As long as I don't enter that environment, I can prevent that type of accusation. Even here in the chat room, I won't be 'alone' with a known minor female.....
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
Lone Star replied to Lone Star's topic in Funny Stuff
Do not attempt to iron clothes while wearing them. Steam is hot, and could result in burns and blistering. -
Take it, One slightly used prepaid phone card.....
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Amazing....the crucifixion has begun, and no one has heard a word from either of the combatants!
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
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I would be de-'lighted'! -
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
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what a re-'VOLT'-ing suggestion! -
Take it, I want the puzzles out of it! One half of a Philly Cheesesteak (no bite marks)
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
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This whole thread is a 'shocking' development! -
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
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I'm in the dark with all this hubub about lightbulbs! -
The only 'problem' I find with that concept is that with the advent of most guys walking around with shaved heads (is that supposed to be cool or something?), if they don't have the hair on their heads, how are they going to do that test without a court order?
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You DO realize that greater than 50% of the readers of 'Cosmo' end up getting divorced? Just what we need, more people thinking that if our partner suddenly starts brusing their teeth from side to side instead of the old 'up and down' method....they MUST be cheating! Every week is ANOTHER "How to tell your man is cheating on you" article........
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
Lone Star replied to Lone Star's topic in Funny Stuff
Uh, Chief....are you going to support me and my family when I lose my license? -
So the old, 'it's not the size that matters, honey.' IS just a lie! :shock: Not only that.....don't you think we'd have better 'skills,' if women would just put down that immitation phallus for a while and quit being so judgemental? :-k :-k :-k