Happiness

Interesting but I have to say I have never had a Dr or OR staff say to me "there is a chance you may catch on fire". http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/02/9168719-womans-face-catches-on-fire-during-surgery

I was thinking with all the differnt types of conversations we have here how does our interpetation of a persons screen name and profile pic reflect on how we are going to respond to that persons posts. I dont want this to just turn into a bashing session but would like some imput. Maybe explain your own screen name if you choose (i think this is a thread some where ) So my screen name comes from my Husband, It is suppose to be sarcastic as Im really not that happy......He gave me this name after an argument I won because apperently I was really happy after winning, and it just stuck for 23 years............................ The screen name Crotichity is the one Im going to comment on. When I first noticed his SN I thought that it would be some over middle aged white man that was crabby and would be argumentative. Well I was partially right the fact that he was Black kind of threw me for a loop. Now I like his avitar because I like Snoopy but it is really the opposite of his personality........

oh ok i actully thought you were asking a question duhhhhh

Its all about Happiness

I would think Cardiac, I had a patient do the same thing and he had the big jammer in the ER. Did you notice any belching? Our pt was consistanly burping. He survived and had a pace maker implanted.

ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?. The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.' 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.

Now our dearest Squint seems to mention his heritage alot and is proud to wear a Kilt...I searched the net and I found out why

Well my answer to that would be Why would the ones writting it actually include themselves its just assumed......

I come from a very open minded community. We have a alot of people in the "gay" community and I am friends with most of them. Some are married with kids, some are single, and some are married w/o kids. They are all awsome contributors to our community and they do deserve to be married if that is what they so choose. I have no problem with gay couples getting married and really I dont care if their divorce rate is higher, or if they have outside partners and actually its none of my bussiness. Kind of its none of my bussiness what any one does as per sex, marriage, and family. I was very fortunante to have a good friend in high school that was gay. He was awsome and everyone liked him, he didnt suffer the gay bashing that some other kids did. But with that being said he never shoved it in our faces either, he partied and just had fun like any other teenager. One guy here is 6ft 6 and a bit flamming (if i can use that term), when he gets tormented by the fishermen that come to town he just beats the crap out of them. Probably not the best way to go but the looks on the homophobic fishermen is priceless and it is kind of funny to watch. Those who are completly against probably dont know that chances are a few of their freinds are still in the closet, because they think of gay people as liberacies, because most media is focused on that type of gay person. Its like when years a go I saw a news story on welfare wednesday and they showed only drunk indians and one white guy. No wonder society thinks that all indians are drunks. Well there is my speil Im just glad that those from Alberta are NOT allowed to date or marry those from BC they would be called Balbertans

WOW all I can say is the american people sure do have good imaginations and lawyers

Funny you mentioned that Dwayne. When I showed shepherds many moons ago my breeder said the same thing about natives. She even had a theroy and it was that every race of person lets out different brain waves and the dogs will pick up on it. When I walk my dogs around town the do noticeably react different to white, and native. Never know there might be a study in that one.

I kick box 2 times a week I do a morning workout of crunches and sit ups with a medicine ball Yep I am pretty happy I have been blessed with a strong body, have never had a back injury, and have always been fairly active. I live 5 minutes from the Pacific Ocean and walk it when I have a chance. I must admit in the winter months I am less active than in the summer. The summer here we have daylight until about 11:30 at night.

To the OP You should go and find someone that you can talk to. Not just the fact that it was a horrible call but because you might start having the deer in head lights syndrom when you are confronted with your next maternity call. Good luck and I hope you sleep well soon.

So my question to you since you singled out male managers, could you pass it ?

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/27/9049425-highly-dangerous-drugs-stolen-from-fla-paramedics So exactly how does this happen, are the drugs not locked up in the car................

Whats so funny (find your knife ) I have found so many things quickly by still doing this little 10 sec proceedure that would make your head shake LOL. And by doing this the gun would be found before they are in the Ambulance, so there

RBS= Rapid Body Survey It is something that you do in your Primary Survey

Well considering its her legs that should be worked on, you know as a manager that to lift properly lift with your legs cheers

My friends have been going every year for the past 6. They leave about mid january and return end of march. They go to Brisbane (spelling) area and they are there for the tennis opens. They rent an apartment as it the cheapest way to go. If you want any info just let me know and ill find out for sure what they do. as for perv he has a new love and we are on the back burnner

Well ya got the dog talk down pat, bet you know cow also, now how about learn human. As per protocol in any service if you clean your ambulance to the proper standard there should be no problem with Dog dander.

And this is the answer to your question