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  1. OK I would like to point out one more thing on this topic. I have lived in this community for 27 years, when I first came here with my ex military husband we were told not to ever walk the streets alone as the Indians with beat you with baseball bats. Never happened but what I have observed in the past years is called reverse racisum. Now it seems that the people who dont like having racisum against them in turn are now creating it. It is everywhere so all I can say is that I am not racist in any form of the word and I challange everyone who is reading this thread not to be either. Thats a good start...... But with all that being said, we have to keep a sense of humor and be able to laugh at ourselves as well as others.
  2. Wow I missed this one but here is my 2 cents worth. Yes I am canadian and I live in a community that has a high racisum rate white and Haida. For one thing I do not ever tolerate racisum from the people I work with, play with or have raised. My 3 children have gone to school here from kindergarden to graduation. So you know I have 2 white children and one who is a status indian. Through out the school years my boys would complain about those dam indians (even the indian did this) So this is what I told them "If you dont like someone because they are an as shole then don't like them because they are an as shole not because they are black, green or purple. Crotchity you really should stop poking the bear on the racisum it is not very becomming of you. The reason that racisum hasn't gone away for you is because you havn't let it, and until YOU let it go it will eat you up and spit you out in one big greeny. So after years of watching you bash everyone who posts here I will be glad to tell you this "I dont like you because you are an as hole not because your black" I didnt even know you were black before I started to dislike you. There I've given my 2 cents worth and in the states it's only worth 1.92 cents
  3. Well since I couldnt edit this.....I just wanted all of you to know that this is all said in fun and is not to offend anyone. If you are offended Im sorry that you read it. Personally I think men are great and once in awhile they need to be told that, so please just smile when you read it. Happiness (makes the world go round and round)
  4. Well I guess the broom is going to get a work out today, gale force winds up and comming

  5. I have said this many times the KED is a great piece of equipment. I have used it many times on STABLE pts. The other thing they are great for is small children and babies. I have never had to use 3 people to get this on but maybe I haven't had that call yet. Dont even know what a vacume streatcher is so I cant comment on that one.
  6. This is for those of you who may think Im a bit of a Man Basher... 1. Aspire to be Ken - He has Barbie and is able to keep her in the lifestyle that she deserves. 2. If the shoe fits - Buy lots as you will need them for that long walk home because you said a dumb man thing. 3. Take you wife with a pinch of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila - she may then forget you said a dumb man thing. 4. In need of a support group? Stripclub with the boys. 5. Go on a 30 day diet - yep got nothing 6. When life gets you down - Get your wife to get it back up. 7. Let your greatest fear be PMS - Enough said 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They have naked boobies there 9. Lead me not into temptation, I was already led there by the nice girl on the corner. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; It solves nothing, makes you walk funny and the neighbouts think your alittle light in the loafers 11. When your wife gives you lemons - Turn into lemonade then mix it with vodka, give it your wife, say I'm sorry, again you said a dumb man thing to get the lemons in the first place. 12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married woman...she is Canadian 13. Keep your chin up - again nothing 14. If it has boobs and a vajaja its going to give you trouble once a month for 20 years and then there is menopause. 15. By the time a man realizes his mother was right, he has a wife who thinks he's wrong.
  7. Dwayne, did your mother ever warn you about those Canadian Girls........hehehe Annie and I are them........
  8. Funny thing I have just realized that Dwayne has a sense of humor, how did I ever miss that in him

    1. spenac

      spenac

      Nah he just posts drunk sometimes. J/k.

  9. Dwayne you do make me laugh
  10. dosnt understand why people have to be just plain mean

  11. Try her with mentral pads that maybe enough protection for her to make it to the bathroom without being embarrased. I would do it on the weekend to start so she can get the feeling of it all. Good luck kids can be ruthless on the playground
  12. yahoo its friday and today warrents a shot of vodka at 6:01pm

  13. Yahoooo its Friday and I am thinking a good vodka shot will be in order at 6:01 pm

  14. Yahoooo its Friday and I am thinking a good vodka shot will be in order at 6:01 pm

  15. Yahoooo its Friday and I am thinking a good vodka shot will be in order at 6:01 pm

  16. Yahoooo its Friday and I am thinking a good vodka shot will be in order at 6:01 pm

  17. Words for Women to Live By 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt...a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit! 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. 14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble. 15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. Good friends are like stars ....... you don't always see them, but you know they are always there Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today! Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, who might want a reason to smile!
  18. We use the scoop over the board if possible. It easier to hold and lift and if you were gloves while lifting you will get a better grip. The down fall of the scoop is using it on soft surfaces, it dosnt like to clip or unclip with ease but you soon figure out how to do it.
  19. Traitors cant be studs...... but traitors can be clowns......
  20. Happiness

    The STUD

    The Stud Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains .." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down, There's no way we can keep track of what you are doing." In that case" says the second priest, I've always wanted to be a stud. "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them? he asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter,"He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Why?" asks the Lord "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Saskatchewan! "
  21. Just recerted in my CPR and this is how it was explained Think of the chest compressions as an old fashioned hand water pump. It takes so many pushes on the handle to get the water to run easily. When you stop pumping the pressure that is keeping the water flowing nicely is gone. So in order to get that water pressure up to the easily flowing pressure you have to start from the beginning. Now with that being said think of the heart as the pump, you want to keep the pressure up so that everything flows nicely. That is why they are teaching to only stop compressions to move the pt or to apply the AED pads if neccessary. As for the Breaths when you are doing chest compressions on the chest you are also pushing air in and out of the lungs, there is enough o2 going through to sustain life until you can get what you need done,done. As for choking your not doing chest compressions until that person has gone unconsious which is going to indicate a full obstruction. Hope this clears up some stuff. I had a hard time getting the heal of my hands to come off the chest. My first course taught us if your hands leave the chest at all you will fail. When we did the recert we did it to 2 tunes, Staying alive and another one bites the dust. I would suggest if your going to hum a tune while doing compressions in the field pick Staying alive lol.
  22. It would depend on the call for one and Im not thinking that I would take the time to search something that I am not familular with.
  23. What is his occupation.
  24. Yummm Halibut with Bernies and Dungeness Crab sause, for dinner tonight

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    2. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      ummm i HATE YOU !

      just kidding

    3. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      I hate U ...just kidding

    4. Happiness

      Happiness

      It was a hell of a storm 120km winds gusts up to 150km, took the roof off my good friends house thank god they didnt sell the other house yet........

  25. Happy Halloween to all the EMT goblins. Our little trick or treaters will be doing it in 120 k winds. Poor little beggers

    1. rat115

      rat115

      Keep the rope handy so they don't go flying away.

      Enjoy!!!

    2. spenac

      spenac

      How about cancel for safety?

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