"don't worry, if this doesn't work out for you, I'll see you in my funeral home. My second job is a funeral director"
Funny thing is, I waited until I got out of the funeral business before I went to EMT school. Felt like it was a conflict of interest. Though I do find that my A&P that I took in mortuary school has helped allot and I know that if my medic or the ER Doc needed to do a femoral cut down I could find it really quick. LOL