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Tom Cochrane who sings Life is a highway, now there's your driving song, folks!

Wouldnt that be weird if EMS started asking you how much money you make, would you be able to afford this response. That would happen with private companys I guess, for those who have an HMO or medicaid I guess bartering is good, kinda like the days back then insted of having currency to pay, you would (A)Bring a chicken or (B)Baked apple pie or ©pig.

The neat thing about this site is when your dealing with pain yourself, not only talking to someone about it but you get your own blog on here and a way to pour your feelings out on there and also to vent. It's helped me :wink:

Isn't that funny walking into the area that has isles of clothing for children, so everytime you go there you hear laughter of children. In the Women's Isle you can almost hear the sound of Does this make me look fat? Are the stripes going the right way? In the Men's isle, you dont hear a thing, it's to quiet there, I guess we dont hear any complaints if we did it would go like this: Their down to a 1/4 in the last, he's making the shot now, ooh he missed after the other guy grabbed his butt, wouldnt you?? When do men have time to shop? It's either Football: (men in tights chasing rubber shaped like a torpedo), Basketball: (men in very large shorts and T), keep jumping I can tell what's under there(thats what I've heard), Hockey:after so many shots to the face I'm surprised you still can smile and still have some teeth left, Golf:You can dress and look like a slob and golf at the most beautiful greens anywhere, whose gonna notice?, Soccer:It's not just a game anymore (riots), Baseball: A 2x4 is better a little hefty but still works wonder when batting, using rocks, socks and the likes. Now as Terri said about the cows, and I say if everything became a rare commodity, they have those round noise maker's if you turn it over and back again, it moos, just imagine if you turn one over and heard intermingled with inarticulate screams and crying, men and their remote changer to be able to turn on and off at an instant this would all start and women taking a hammer to it.

“Mommy, one of the kids at school called me a sissy.” “So what did you do, Benny?” “I hit him with my purse.”

What about Canada? I'm in Alberta and someone said they were hiring I think in Edmonton. If you work in Mexico, the peso's arent a lot of money and comparing the dollar, Calgary's economy is very HOT right now. That's in Alberta, we are above the state of Montana, that's how you'll find us. And btw, did you check for job listings on here?

www.flightsuits.com has a sale on right now on EMS pants and other things. When you get on there look for the words Clearance sale, you'll find a lot of everything including but not limited to-bomber jackets, flightsuits and the sorts. Be nice, play well

I write poetry and to stand in this persons shoes and understand how hard it is to ask for help or the signs of it was there. I was once there along time ago and this was what I felt, the rest I added with the partner thing and so forth. As for what your saying, no I'm not contemplating anything, I was writing how I saw it. Did you ever want to end it all, would understand how this person is searching the end all. It was just a poem, thats all, nothing else, ok?

This is really strange I was at the door knocking and no one heard me, so I left thinking I'm crazy. I tried many doors asking for help but people just ignored me. What do I have to do to get people to listen, must I slit my wrists, so the blood pores from it for them to notice that I'm serious? There are many days I suffer at the hands of the world, people criticizing others because they made a mistake. I dont want to die but my thoughts tell me otherwise. I hear voices telling me to go for it yet I run away in fear. I feel helpless, alone in this thought provoking pain, that I thought the only way to end it all was to take my life in vain. Sometimes I wish I could forget what has happened but it seems that the anxiety keeps popping up again. I tried to reach out to you today but you were busy so I just went away. I know your my partner, we help people who go through this same scenario, to tell them that we care but it's just talk and we go back as if nothing happened. But when someone we know-leads a quiet life, takes his and doesnt tell a soul, I hope to God that we can catch it before it really happens, so we dont have to attend to a death and comfort those with disbelieveing, that the person who died today is still living because we saved his life by being there for them when they needed us so. wtm

It's my home away from home. :coffee2:

The display of measures from Cardiac after a certain amount of time if pending and does bring someone back, what would the outcome be? To be in a vegetative state but I've heard that people who've been far worse than that have better outcomes.

where they once

Only 2 smart people were smart enough to reply to this, knowing darn well if their mates saw the reaction some of these guys were to reply, yes camping on the couch sounds like fun.

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the mayor's office

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk whenI was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a Job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals." "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh!t."

When someone puts in for Child Support in the UK, the proper thing to do is find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing the father's details. Or putting it another way..... Who's your Daddy! These are genuine Excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out Number 11.......... It Takes the prize and Number 3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was Fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father Of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was Being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I Can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the Party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was Conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex With a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good That I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you Send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am Awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception Was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to Do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic Implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you And right by the country. Please advice 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the Same to me. 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, Can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also Borned at the same time....well I don't have a clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember For sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the Evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going To the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained Unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all When you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

We had a young girl age 16 yrs old, she dumped her newborn in a garbage bag and left it at someone elses roadside garbage. When a lady walking by with her dog heard what sounded like faint cries, then uncovering the garbage bag and finding the baby, the EMS/Police were notified. After all the crap died down, the teenaged mother wanted her baby back, she didnt get custody of the baby, but her mother who being a single mom herself got custody. Now the law passed said that if anybody couldnt care for their newborn or whatever, please dont abandon them, you can take them to any hospital, Firehall or Police station, no questions asked, well if I were any of them(dont get me wrong) I wouldnt drop them off at any police station, maybe at an EMS station or hospital.

I strode into AMA here in Calgary, Alberta and I spoke to a nice lady, I asked her about making up a new plate with something I wanted it to say and not what was already on there. She pointed to me where I was to go, as I walked up and waited in line, I was looking around the place when I was called up to the front. I said I wanted to get a plate for my van and I had a saying that was cute, so she said well let's fill out this form and the cost was $203.89 + $12.23=$216.12. So after everything was filled out, she asked me what is the saying you want and I said the intials are WTF. She looked at me and thought I was crazy. She said you cant put that and I said why not? She said ok what does it stand for then and I said the intials WTF stand for: WASNT THAT FUN. Why what did you think it stood for? She was short for words and she told her supervisor and he approved it, but what they dont know wont hurt them because when people see this are they really going to think that WTF means Wasnt that fun and not what you and I know. :wink:

Things Police Would Like You to Know: >Your 5 year old kid getting pushed down by another 5 year old kid is NOT a police matter; talk to the other kid's parents, not the police. > >If your kid won't do his homework or do his chores, 911 is not the answer. > >If a cop causes a car accident we usually get a ticket, and sometimes we get suspended. When is the last time you got 3 days off (without pay) for rear-ending a guy at Wal-Mart? >We know you've had more than two beers. When I've had two beers, I didn't hit six parked cars, drive my car through the front doors of a Toys-R-Us, pee my pants or pass out at a traffic light. > >When you see an emergency vehicle behind you with its lights and sirens on, pull to the RIGHT, and stop. We are usually required to pass cars on the left. > >When you're driving in the fast lane and you see a cop behind you, don't go 5 MPH under the speed limit. We are not impressed by how safe of a driver you can be, we're trying to go help someone (or catch that guy in the SUV that just cut you off). Safely move over and let us pass please. > >If you get a warning instead of a ticket from a motorcycle cop, go buy a lottery ticket, because you've already beaten the odds. > >When you see an officer conducting a traffic stop, or with a suspect in handcuffs, it is generally not a good idea to approach him and ask for directions. If you do, don't expect the officer to be nice when he tells you to get lost, and don't expect the officer to take the time to explain. > >Here's how to get out of a ticket. Don't break the law. > >If you drive a piece of crap, that is why you're getting pulled over. > >In one week I pulled over 10 cars for minor traffic violations. 5 out of 10 had no vehicle insurance. 3 out of 10 had suspended driver's licenses. 2 out of 10 had warrants. 1 out of 10 had felony warrants. 1 was a known sex offender with his 12 year old niece in the car without her mothers knowledge. > >If you've just been pulled over doing 70 in a 35, do not greet the officer with, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" > >We get coffee breaks too. > >When you're the victim of a burglary, take the time you spend waiting for the officer to find the model number and the serial number of the stuff that was taken. > >Some cops are just jerks, but take heart in the fact that other cops don't like them either. > >If it's nighttime and you're driving a vehicle with tinted windows and I pull you over, it's not because of your skin color. I usually can't tell if the vehicle even has a driver until the windows rolled down. > >Every time you hear on the news about people running away from a crazed gunman, someone's son or daughter in a police uniform is running TOWARD that crazed gunman. > >Yes, it's true, cops usually don't give other cops tickets. Think of it as an employee discount, perk or benefit. Other cops are family and you wouldn't give your brother a ticket if you were a cop either. > >If your local police agency has a helicopter, everyone knows it's loud and annoying, but did you know it can cover the same area as 20 patrol officers and safely chase criminals that are driving 90 MPH through city streets. Many times the guy has no idea it's there and slows down. > >Police work is.... writing reports. > >If you rob a gas station you're only going to get about $100, but I get to see a K9 dog use your arm as a chew toy. For all I care you can keep the $100. > >In one year of patrol work in a large city, only about ten minutes would be cool enough to be on the television show Cops. > >Every traffic stop could end in gunfire, but we have to be polite and professional until that time. > >I've taken about the same amount of men and women to jail for domestic violence, so NO, it's not always the man. > >People love firefighters but hate us. > >If the light was yellow, we wouldn't be having this conversation. > >Cops know you pay taxes and that your taxes pay cops' salaries. Cops also pay taxes, which also pay cops' salaries so, hey, this traffic stop is on me. Now sign here; press hard. There are four copies. > >Police Officers...our job is to protect your butt, not kiss it. >Amen Thankyou to UREMT, seeing that it needs repeating, as I just posted it at www.pogo.com.

This must of been a Homer Simpson moment for you. :-({|=

Its a good start to reflect on chemicals because most people's reactions differ, my sister is a denturist and some of the chemicals she uses to make teeth is enough to make you spaced out, go figure.

Ya know Ruff life is short play hard. :wink: LMAO

Hey you changed the last part of it and this was someone else not me, gawd what did you think I was the one eating dog food, hey I've been known to tell a few friends about this cool beef jerky they have out there, so I had bought some, of course I had a dog at the time, what I didnt tell them was it was for dogs. So I pretended to have eaten some, so I gave my friend Leslie one, he ate it. . .lol then I gave my best friend Jackie some. After they ate it, I said ooops I bought the wrong one, they look at me like wtf and I said this one is for dogs, not humans, thats ok you'll live. LMAO Bad me :twisted: :wink: