BushyFromOz

Holy crap! Ive got a new slogan for a bumper sticker, ill be a millionair! Whackers from across the united statesd will buy it, losers from Australia with FDNY, SWAT and FBI T-shirts will buy it as well just to try an "americanise" their ute with the chevrolet badge the imported to stick on the grill....It will be huge! Amongst star of life tattoos, wig wags, 3000 dollar electronic stethoscpes and dodgy trauma bags it will be a number one seller! Even outsell "paramedics save EMT's" bumper stickers! Half eaten cheetos everywhere..................... .......quick, asys, wheres that bloke with the yugo! He can be the first customer! we could split the profit, pay of my HECS debt and enough left over to buy that mob of pigs for the EMT city idiot disposal unit :twisted:

I personally, have been a sufferer of AIDS (alcohol induced dizzy spells) many times, and i still havn't learned my lesson. It's like petrol prices, it goes down and you start to enjoy it (insert other pun :twisted: ), then when it comes back up it makes you feel like crap. Of course like other hypoethanolemic patients, i too suffer from too much blood in my alcohol system on a regular basis

I like the lifepack 10 for bashing patients, throw the three batteries and knock them down, finish them off with the monitor Paddles make good flailing devices for his mates... Scoop stretchers are awesome for that funny head lock, especially for drunk people at 9am after the moto cross while the bike riders try and impress the girls to pick up a root Resisting the urge to bitch slap the silly little 16 y/o who complains that she rooted the bike rider and now she wants to go to hospital because it was her first time and now shes sore and bleeding Strapping the traction splint to the back of said stupid 16 y/o olds leg and using it to put traction on her pony tail Immobilising them with a KED, winching them up in a tree and hitting them wit 02 tubing and wooden splints to see if candy does come out For the best farts, macintosh blade, size 8 ET tube and hyperventilate.........really gets the wind up them Im guessing this is not what you meant by bashing patients?????

No its not! Its a LP5 in an LP10 case :wink:

True story... There was an article in a newspaper here a couple of years ago about a bloke who came home drunk one night, lhis wife finally had enough of it and administered an enema of sherry. It absorbed through his bowel that quick he died of alcohol poisoning Darwin.........Darwin...........Darwin.............Darwin................

Yep.... thats what happened to chuck norris

Wait, im here! I heard someone say alcohol?????

:evil3: :evil4: :laughing3: Nice...

The old shaped sprinters looked so much better :shock:

Varies a bit from state to state.... If you cannot get in on a foreign recruitment drive, which you may be able to do as they are acceping UK applicants in some states at the moment, you may have a hard time as some services already require a degree to apply to be a student paramedic. I miss you too mike

Ahh, see, that makes your opening post have an entirely different motivation behind it. Without knowledge of the Dust man himself proposing this topic, it seemed more like an ambush of sorts for people to have a dig at Dust My bad.. 8)

Yep And then ill draw a conclusion, after ive seen it and not before

Dude, you need to read your first post, that is the answer to your questions

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Hey, you asked the question, you got an answer you didn't like - tough - in no place did i call you stupid, but it look like you were not sure what you were talking about anyway?!? :? :shock:

crazy, its always a pleasure reading your responses! :wink:

Yeah, right mate, nice try. Aside from achieving death by dusty for speaking on his behalf, your failure to still grasp the basis of his opinions, despite the numerous times a day/week they may be posted shows that people in the city still dont really get "it" When will people understand its not about how many drugs reaction you memorised, or how many skills you have? And any body working in pre-hospital care is in the field of paramedicine, so why not do it properly from the start. Look at the rest of the world, the US system is not the norm and it only survives in this state because you dont want to change anything because you are happy about whinging over the way things are. I can guarantee you that in other countries, EMT- B might not get you a job doing occupational first aid, let alone climbing on an ambulance, at least not in its current format.

You obviously dont really understand Dusty's stance on any of this do you?????? I smell a shyte storm.... :shock:

Does he offer traditional herbal remedies that may be......errr......burnt and inhaled? :wink:

Hes probably right you know, its not USELESS, but just like many jack of all trades pieces of equipment, its the master of none and usually turns out medicre at best

Ooohhh shit, LMAO, thats one UGLY mexican! Not all aussies look like this bloke, even im not that bushy!

Squmper? A place for rehab? I have 2 words that are much cheaper place for rehab than a quarter million dollar squmper Deck Chair