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Sorry about that it was me, STN 4 west end Edmonton, I left a pot on the stove got called out and well oops good thing was no gay men were hurt in the making of the movie.

Wow ? I get out of the bed every day the same way, turning on the TV to hear more bullshit about the poor Muslims being persecuted but being damn thankful for lost family military members that fought and died liberating that group that were forced to wear badges or "tattooed" Do you believe that I think that is not a reference to the holocaust ? Please check the links this quote from the CBC news article: This issue of Muslims in Canada being "forced" <GASP> to remove their facial coverings to swear an oath is anywhere near the holocaust, get real please and follow the links I provided, even the associated links of Muslim groups actually supporting taking oaths, or getting a drivers licence sans facial coverings.. is this the equality you refer ? As for the Sikhs not Seiks (- 2 on the Dustdevil scale for spelling) wearing their cerimonial headdress is not proper as it is not Uniform (goggle the word) then you put your religion ahead of sworn duty. My son is 3 generation Canadian, no different than happiness my son is a Scot, if he became an RCMP would HE be allowed to wear a kilt with my ancestors colours ? carry a broad sword ? wear a sporn ? Is that not a double standard btw my lil sister was RCMP but could not voice her opinion because she was instructed to STFU ! This is a double standard IMHO its very clear from the edge of my bed, if one is entering the RCMP a para-military organization one MUST abide by the Oath of service not ones religion, if you don't like it be a mall cop. So what next female RCMP officers that you can not see their faces when they stop you for a possible DUI, I mean where does this tolerance of religious freedom end ... You tell me ? Happymerryhannuchristmafestivusnewyear. (the political correct seasons greetings now) .

Is your son pure blood Haida or will he be wearing half a cedar hat ? Do you have many Muslims living on your reserve maybe an Sikh RCMP wearing his headdress or maybe prayers 5 times a day from a loud speaker atop a Minaret ? http://www.google.ca/search?aq=1&oq=Minorette&gcx=c&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=minaret+ban Bored No ... Tired of some groups forcing things down my throat and not accepting modern day Canadian culture and values as equals. This political correctness and inequality, I predict in less 20 years will be grounds for a civil disobedience.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/12/12/pol-kenney-citizenship-rules.html Muslim's promoting racism themselves ? http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2011/12/12/f-muslim-headdress.html Or Epic Fail in the understanding of immigration to countries that believe that hiding ones face is a sign of oppression ? And just what part Sikhs misunderstand in reference to the term RCMP UNIFORM ? cheers

Well as we have been informed by the "expert on gay men" ALL men have thought about that.

Salient point did flamingmedic give false information on an application for employment, that could be grounds for dismissal could it not ? In a Hose monkey hall segregation of sleeping arrangements should be a "consideration" to be politically incorrect ?

Ok can I play yet mobster ? I deleted my initial post .. I guess no one picked up on what I was thinking ? What was haemoglobin again and Crit ? EtC02 79 on sidestream ..... must be the machine screwing up Blood labs are normal except a venous PC02 of 82 .. What no venous PH ? Just what was the definition of cyanosis again ? I can't just remember, must be getting old I guess . Not to mention altered pt's BGL! 8.3mmol ... so is that a big deal ?

In closing, popular culture is far more accepting since the 1980s, TV is especially influential just LOOK at the number of TV shows that display gay comedy in some way or another. The list is astounding in comparison to the latest Gallop polls on real demographic breakdown, of GLAAD .. what hilarious is the anger that I observe about the Bi community is not accepted by TRUE Homosexuals. http://www.gallup.com/poll/6961/what-percentage-population-gay.aspx But because I make a joke assuming that I am a Straight Male I could end up in a court room ? A bit of a double standard in my humble opinion .. just saying what more do you what ? cheers Dear soolow mary day .. use the search engine you picked the wrong thread DUH ... I slay me .

I am giving you a green rep for your comments just to keep this thread in the top 10, btw this is not about Christmas time or anything religious in my purview its about humanity. http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/cnn.heroes/index.htm Maybe follow this link to a CNN Everyday Hero awards night and I double dog dare you to guess what charity I supported. here's a hint: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/25/rachel-beckwith-9-dies-in_n_909295.html

Maybe he would have flipped this into a teaching thread on priapism ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism These meds and enhancement products are not for men, they are designed for women, when a few sutures is all you really need. cheers

Squint's reading comprehension ability = D minus .

Look back in topics there is a trend ... and this is NOT the first suggestion .. maybe the shift key is broken ?

Ah the women of EMS ... duh as if I would expect anything less than that comment biting ME in the butt .. LOL.

Rule #12:Never date a co-worker. Does biting a co-worker in the butt count, just a harmless question is all . <insert evil smiley te he.>

Number 10 is the hardest to follow in my books.

Ok who let the language policeman out of his captain crunch box ? http://lessons.englishgrammar101.com/EnglishGrammar101/Module5/Overview5.aspx NICE ! Wholeheartedly agreed Dwayne, just what is this lack of respect for the bloody queens English lately mate ? This is not text central unless this bolemiss missed the search engine, which works very well for specific topics, key words and the like ? A better question: HOW can one write a legible patient care report medical legal document or an incident report, when asking for assistance in this way ? cheers

Rule #1:Never let suspects or patients stay together. Rule #1:Never screw over your partner. Rule #2:Always wear gloves at a scene. Rule #3:Don't believe what you're told. Double check. Rule #3:Never be unreachable. Rule #4:The best way to keep a secret ? Keep it to yourself. Second best ? Tell ONE other person - if you must. There is no third best. Rule #5:You don't waste GOOD and all remember your GOOD ! Rule #6:Never apologize — It’s a sign of weakness. Rule #7:Always be specific when you lie. Rule #8:Never take anything for granted. Rule #9:Never go anywhere without a knife. Rule #10:Never get personally involved on a case. Rule #11:When the job is done, walk away. Rule #12:Never date a coworker. Rule #13:Never, ever involve a lawyer. Rule #15:Always work as a team ! Rule #16:If someone thinks they have the upper-hand …break it! Tony Dinnozo LOL. Rule #18:It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. Rule #22:Never, EVER bother Squint when taking a History. Rule #23:Never mess with a Medics coffee if you want to live. Rule #27:Two ways to Triage: First way, they never notice you — second way, they only notice you. Rule #35:Always watch the watchers. Rule #38:Your call, your lead. Rule #39:There is no such thing as coincidence. "The 40's are for Emergency Use Only!" Quoting ABBY . Rule #40:If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. Rule #44:First things first. Hide the women and children and cutlery. Rule #45: Clean up your own mess. Rule #51: Sometimes — You're Wrong!

So I got to thinking (ok my brother did) what would I use as a replacement if my knife was NOT found ? I believe I was making him crazy with all my whining, and shredding my truck and room about 6 times .. go figure eh ? My improvised for one 2 week tour blades .. I am not permitted to carry a "weapon" on most oilfield sites over 6 inches is the definition of a "weapon" sheesh so I am limited to tools of the my trade. The CRKT NECK is a good blade for killing or cutting harnesses off but Tanto edge is NOT a good thing for removing coveralls and bulky clothing as it curves slightly up .. "No Doctor he must have had the perfect edged wound" from his fall . But for those that have ever had the misfortune of actually being forced to do an amputation (besides reading up on it and recommended highly by myself before hand. http://www.google.ca/search?gcx=c&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=field+amutations+ Some other links re upper and lower limb on that page if you review the ATLS summary U tube. I carry a swiss army little saw knife for bone, in a pinch like entrapment in an auger, disarticulation of the joint is the easiest, leaving as much soft tissue as possible for flap. btw I don't like doing amputation it sucks huge, no HUGE ! and stinking of blue cheese is another DGA ie Dead Give Away that in a 3 world deployment "something" will have to be done i.e Haiti. http://www.crkt.com/...ack-KydexSheath The CRKT Extrik 8 -R is a cheap piece of tin (although it does have O2 key) but better as a Parachute Jump Knife, the window punch was absolutely farking useless. I tried about 6 different things to cut, from 5 mil climbing rope to seat belt webbing to clothing it sucked on clothing and as I left camp trimming a green plastic garbage bag it took 6 swipes, sharpening it was a PITA after, the steel in it is not good quality or cold tempered but what can you expect for 21 bucks ? and use good gloves when using it. Here is what I found (maybe a few X mas presents ?) for those of you that read my note about the Team involved with our ROSC call.. and sure proud of those dedicated professionals, there was an appreciation night but I escaped that .. whew, thank god .. I hate dressing up . http://www.lazerdesi...iliate=shopping or http://www.wilsoncom...er_cop_tool.asp Thinking will get NCIS Gibbs quote lazered on the blade. Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife !

Duh ! They don't call me that without good reason mobster.

Cause I am still reading it .. where the hell did I put my bifocals ?

OMG where are my manners .. a hearty WELCOME to EMT City ssaffreed something we missed, it is a tradition here by the old gaurd .. and hey no old jokes .. I am very sensitive about that ... te he . Now this may not be the time for you to understand, but we have had many, many short term members to ask one question and medical legal advice, that out of anger or loss of a loved one, very understandable under these circumstances it is becoming quite clear to me that your not looking to blame and please stop blaming yourself its not your fault. I can tell you honestly Sarah that many EMTs and Paramedics, Nurses MDs do get involved in EMS as a direct result of a tragedy, like yours, some deep down like yourself that they if they knew more they could give better care. I know I did when I lost a good friend in a helicopter accident, it launched my career in fact. Just perhaps your membership here is more than a just a coincidence, possibly entertain the idea that you were guided to us we are quite a community here, so that you could improve your care giving and maybe your life ? Just saying, I certainly hope you get involved in other topics or go to the chat room but watch out for kiwi he lived like a bat upside down <jab>.. and no question is ever a bad question. I may caution you that the Language Police do lurk here and the effort into writing capitalizations and punctuation is very much appreciated in a professionally forum and not saying that I am stellar in that area myself as I am the King of the "run on sentence" is my claim to fame. cheers

Ok am I missing something here or am I just blond to the roots ? ROFLMFAO ... Aussieaid and AK .. you 2 slay me.

Yes cut me to the bone. Dwayne honestly I will never look at a street beggar in disdain ever again, it changed me from being a judgemental prick, even if I do give a junkie or a drunk what I have in my pocket .. I believe the message is you just never know. I have seen that man many, many times and looked down on him, shame on me ! Yes Crapmagnet me too. Yes Bernhard there is a Santa Clause .. but he in YOU.

Bhaaa Whaaa Haa Haa ! And I thought I was hilarious.

Well just for fun, as this thread is morphing into something actually quite interesting, lets examine what the experts have to say about male homosexuality, (that as I listen to Katy Perry "I kissed a girl and I liked it") The fact is that females that are bisexual have an superior position in finding a mate to procreate and will provide links to research if so requested.. its just the way it is, males are attracted to bisexual females as IF they can keep up in the first place http://www.heretical...la/g-spots.html there is a realistic and very tangible reason why women require more stimulation to reach orgasm its very simplistically a part of procreation and the proliferation of the species of "homo sapiens" Speaking as a male that truly has no "hang ups" well except for flagrant displays in open public forums or a goofy parade's under the foolish auspice of some sense of misplaced "pride" most seriously if there IS a genetic predisposition to male homosexuality then would one and following Darwinian logic this "predisposition" as homosexuals males to do NOT produce offspring and continue the so called genetic "aberrancy" would be self limiting in one generation would it not ? Best look to the scholarly studies and expert testimony / opinion as we always do, with all EBM in EMS to guide us. Care to comment on this flamingemt ?