My favorite C/C from a pt: "I had a fifth of vodka with breakfast." (yes, transported)
Good stuff i've heard over dispatch recently...
Respond Pri 1 to intersection of ___ and ___ for the male with psych issues. The unit asks for a description of the patient. Dispatch: "Yes, he is reported as the male wandering around with no pants on."
and... Respond Pri 1 to ____ for the 17 yo M who injured his pinky finger.