Chuck Norris Facts

[Lone Star]

Dust,

I saw this and thought I would submit it for your enjoyment:

[align=center:cfd7f9c1b6]THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: [/align:cfd7f9c1b6]

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

[BushyFromOz]

You fogot one very important revelation form a thread far far away..............

[BushyFromOz]

This here may be dusty's website, only hard core chuck norris fans would spend time to set this up!

Chuck Norris Facts

[JPINFV]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can teach Boston resident to drive, the problem is that he thinks it's more fun to watch how they currently drive.

[Scaramedic]

Well, I guess the 2008 Presidential election is over...

Chuck Norris picks Huckabee

[Lone Star]

Damn Dust, they found your website!

[steph1030]

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[angelfriggie]

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[mrmeaner]

Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake for a condom. That poor snake.