Jesus...

[Britpara]

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A burglar broke into a house one night, he shone his flashlight around

looking for valuables,

When he picked up a CD player to put in his sack, a strange, disembodied

voice echoed from

the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you"

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the

stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

"Jesus is watching you"

Freaked out he frantically shone his light around looking for the source of

the voice

Finally, in the corner of the room his light came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that he hissed at the parrot", "Yep" the parrot confessed, and

then squawked

"I'm just trying to warn you".

The burglar relaxed, "Warn me huh? who in the world are you"

"Moses" replied the bird

"Moses" the burglar laughed, what kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people who would name a rottweiler Jesus"[/align:81acddef15] :shock:

[Eydawn]

ROFL! That's great. Imagine that conversation in the ER though....

"Ok, sir, how did you get injured again?"

"I was robbing a house and Moses told me to watch out because Jesus was watching me and then Jesus bit me in the arse."

"???"

Wendy

CO EMT-B

[Richard B the EMT]

I read it to my mom, and she admits that she was blindsided with it. She was ROFL, and I had to assist her back up!

[steph1030]

omg wow