Fireman Sex

[EMT*Sweet]

Subject: Fw: Fireman Sex] good one !!!!!!

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

we are going to make love all night.

" The next night he came home from work and yelled

"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied

" YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

[itku2er]

This is means OMG get the twezzers and magnifying GLASS ASAP :!: :!:

OPPS forgot ....BETTER CALL BACK UP ON THE 6 ALARM :!: :!:

[steph1030]

:wink:

[firemedic05]

or find a fireman with 3" round hose and a hose reel like me.

[spenac]

Never heard anybody brag about only a 3" hose before :roll: . Oh well to each his own.

[firemedic05]

pay attention, 3" ROUND! The truth is I would probably need a Viagra to put out the fire, though! he he

[spenac]

pay attention, 3" ROUND! The truth is I would probably need a Viagra to put out the fire, though! he he

Again never heard anybody brag about 3 inches before. :?

[itku2er]

So 05 is a 6 alarm :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

better bring back up :?: :?: :?: :?:

[GirlieMedic048]

I am so stealing that to tell my fire friends! Good one!

[Oilersfan1]

Lol

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