The stripper

[CoyoteMedic]

The other day, a guy and some friends of his went to a Night Club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of his buds, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the female dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the gal back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill. The orginal guy was worried about the way things are going, but fortunately he just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. The guys relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the girls gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on the first, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. His brain was churning as he reached reached for his wallet. What could he do? Then the marketer in him took over! He got out his ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. . .

[Fifthkid]

where do I find an ATM like that?

[Richard B the EMT]

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[Oilersfan1]

lol

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