The Ultimate Whacker Tool Has Arrived

[Lone Star]

*sighs sadly* :sad7:

I knew it was too good to be true! :banghead:

I ordered one of those tools, and when it got here I was SOOOOOO disappointed. It was falsely advertized! :angry5:

According to the website....it has:

85 Implements/110 Functions

If you only count the listed items, there are actually only 84, but since there's two saws, it's now only able to do 109 functions! :evil3:

I'm writing a letter to the manufacturer and the designer....I want my money back!....I'll sue! :glasses5:

[Scaramedic]

At least you have a good reason. You could always become a member here. Check out those flack jackets and quads. Volley whackers if I ever saw one.

You have got to check out their website.

I have never seen such a nice website for a company with only five units.

[ERDoc]

Nothing but the best for the volley departments on Long Island. You should see some of their firehouses.

[Scaramedic]

Nothing but the best for the volley departments on Long Island. You should see some of their firehouses.

Their VOLUNTEERS!!!!

Jesus, I've worked paid most of my career and never worked for a company with it's own boat, and ATV's s.

Oh and by the way, they might want to check out the KKK standards...

3.16.4 EMBLEMS AND MARKINGS.

C. Top markings

A “Star of Life”, of not less than 81 cm (32 in.) (size D) in blue, die cut style,

conforming to Figure 4 (may be without the white Staff of Aesculapius), shall be

provided on the ambulance rooftop.

:wink:

[ERDoc]

Their VOLUNTEERS!!!!

Jesus, I've worked paid most of my career and never worked for a company with it's own boat, ATV's and motorcycles.

Oh and by the way, they might want to check out the KKK standards...

:wink:

In theory they are volunteers. Most of their members are paid as cleaning staff or some other such title. They still collect tax money as a volunteer organization.

[JPINFV]

The saddest part is that they look more prepared and professional than a lot of professional EMS organizations. Their website at least has decent information (hell, it even has all of the local legislators listed). Sure, they have a ton of special ops, but that could also mean that they do a lot of events. Events=interaction with public=PR and educating others about EMS. The only downside is the police style badges and the fact that they're volunteer.

/has never interacted with them

//maybe they're all show and no game.

[ERDoc]

//maybe they're all show and no game.

:wink:

[hammerpcp]

If it can vacuum I am in!

No game and all play.

[tniuqs]

If they let me drive the Boston Whaler .... I will wash windows ... well for a price :roll:

cheers

[ninjaemtff]

I want to join that place...I bet I would fit in perfect