please help the new girl

[Cattyemt]

someone got it right earlier in this post. DFO is "done fell out" i was simply expanding on that to include a couple of other phrases i've heard. I agree, using these terms would be horribly inappropriate in a run sheet.

[Richard B the EMT]

Somewhere on the site, we have an extensive list of these colorful phrases, all with the disclaimer to not use them on call reports.

[triemal04]

Well someone already got to LOLFDGB, but don't ever forget LOL^2 (LOL squared): little old lady landed on linoleum.

And if anyone ever worked around a college campus you probably met many drunk Ken dolls and drunk Barbie dolls.

[gvandellen]

Ok I have to add my favorite for fun...

Most nursing home patients suffer from TMB....To Many Birthdays

and my favorite d/c instructions seen on an ER board... ECU...Eternal Care Unitl

[emtd29]

CTD + circling the drain

[kitkat]

my fav for abdominal pain not yet diagnosed is FCS (fart caught sideways)

[Richard B the EMT]

Never seen written on a report, but often overheard, "One foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel". Another is that the patient is in "God's Waiting Room".