Due to the climate of political correctness.........

[itku2er]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a

" BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is

"HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a

"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a

"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes

" VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a

" LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is

"OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He " INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in

"FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" -

He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants -

It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

[Jess]

Lol Terr! That was a great laugh for 7am! thanks!

[unknown]

You go girl-- I'll giggle with you! :wink:

[spenac]

My "breasted American" friend that was funny. I'd type more but I need to cover my rear cleavage.

[ninjaemtff]

That was great...I loved it

[LisaO925]

I better start seeing APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS on anything where I have to mark what my breed is! Otherwise, IM calling Sharpton :roll:

[WestSideBorderPatrol]

Lol Terr! That was a great laugh for 7am! thanks!

Haha, it was good at 10:30am too!!!

[Richard B the EMT]

You just made me remember a musical trio, "The Slightly Fabulous Limelighters", and one of their musical numbers, "Vicky Dougan", about a woman who wore so low a backless gown, "She reveled a new cleavage!"

[EMT City Administrator]

When I teach CPR I am constantly correcting students that refer to the training aids as "CPR Dummies". They must be called Manikin Americans.

[nypamedic43]

=D> overly caucasion....roflmao tooo funny!!!!