A girls night out

[Brady]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with

a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"

[unknown]

Now THAT would be my luck! Just go figure like always a poor inocent unsuspecting woman trying to hold on to her expensive Victoria Secret's and what does she get??!!!

Just no fair- Not fair at all.......

[ShantilyLace]

ROFLMAO Ok now that was a funny one! (hmmm, I seem to partially recall a few nights like that in my past, lol) And NO i dont mean having a hoorah at a firehouse! (but ya know many girls would LOVE that, lol) shhhhhh! dont tell the hubby I said that!

[steph1030]

soo true lauara

maybe bettter to look before squatting

roflmao

[firedoc5]

Two women drunk on Breezers?? No way. What light weights. :roll:

[unknown]

Two women drunk on Breezers?? No way. What light weights. :roll:

Well I can atest to that, I don't drink much nor do I drink often. SOOO as a few of you witness, it doesn't take very much to make me silly...... and I always sleep REALLY well. For a long time. But I never make it through enough Booze to feel sick THANK GOODNESS!!!

[steph1030]

i dont drink that often either nor that much so ive never been sick enough to hurl or not remeber the next day

so i guess im alightweight too thank god