Very silly jokes

[Michael]

M e r r y

C h r i s t m a s .

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[DwayneEMTP]

Those are certainly some of the worst jokes I've ever heard!

But, seeing as how you had to be here to post them, I'll try and love 'em anyway!

Barbara's favorite (I think) dorky joke?

"What's Irish and sets on the back porch?"

"Patty 'O furniture."

Merry Christmas Michael, we've been missing you!

Dwayne

[unknown]

? what happend to the link?

[DwayneEMTP]

It's showing up in the window fine for me...Perhaps You didn't wait long enough for it to load?

Dwayne

[unknown]

It's showing up in the window fine for me...Perhaps You didn't wait long enough for it to load?

Dwayne

Why silly me-- thanks Dwayne!! :love5:

[itku2er]

M you have been MIA WE MISS YOU............... I loved the snowflake joke

[Michael]

A truck driver transporting a flock of penguins from another city to the Bronx Zoo loses his way, and then his truck breaks down. While he's waiting for a mechanic to arrive, another trucker pulls up in an empty flatbed and asks whether he can help.

"Well, actually, yes; if you could take these penguins to the Bronx Zoo while I wait for the mechanic, that would be a great help," said the first trucker.

"Sure thing," replies the Good Samaritan trucker, and both men load the penguins onto the waiting truck, in which the second takes off.

A few hours later, the first truck driver has had his vehicle repaired and arrives at the zoo, but trucker #2 is nowhere to be found, nor the penguins. Trucker #1 starts driving all over town, desperately looking for them and fearing a mishap, when he spots trucker #2 walking down the street herding the penguins in front of him.

Trucker #1 accosts the second trucker and exclaims, "What are you doing here? I asked you to take these penguins to the zoo!"

Trucker #2 replies, "Well, I did I take 'em to the zoo. But after a while they got tired of it, so I thought I'd take 'em to the movies."

Ba-dum-pum.

[spenac]

Thank you for some clean fun.

[LisaO925]

A truck driver transporting a flock of penguins from another city to the Bronx Zoo loses his way, and then his truck breaks down. While he's waiting for a mechanic to arrive, another trucker pulls up in an empty flatbed and asks whether he can help.

"Well, actually, yes; if you could take these penguins to the Bronx Zoo while I wait for the mechanic, that would be a great help," said the first trucker.

"Sure thing," replies the Good Samaritan trucker, and both men load the penguins onto the waiting truck, in which the second takes off.

A few hours later, the first truck driver has had his vehicle repaired and arrives at the zoo, but trucker #2 is nowhere to be found, nor the penguins. Trucker #1 starts driving all over town, desperately looking for them and fearing a mishap, when he spots trucker #2 walking down the street herding the penguins in front of him.

Trucker #1 accosts the second trucker and exclaims, "What are you doing here? I asked you to take these penguins to the zoo!"

Trucker #2 replies, "Well, I did I take 'em to the zoo. But after a while they got tired of it, so I thought I'd take 'em to the movies."

Ba-dum-pum.

That was cute

[Kaisu]

my husband's favorite - and the worst joke I know...

what lives in the desert, howls at the moon, has 4 legs and a bag of cement?

a coyote - I threw in the cement to make it harder...