Not what I expected...

[Britpara]

I was feeling low the other day so I called a helpline number I saw on the TV.

I got through to a call centre in Pakistan.

When I told them I felt suicidal they got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!! :shock:

[Lone Star]

Im not surprized, as they're running out of loser males for suicide bombers, they've been recruiting women now........

I figure that if they're recruiting women, they would probably take anyone right now that they thought might further their 'cause'.

Talk about going out with a 'BANG'!

[unknown]

Funny, I got this same email and Laughed my hiney off!