3 Nurses and a Genie

[New wejt]

So three nurses are walking down the sidewalk and see a bottle on the ground. One of them picked it up and a genie came out. The genie told them that he would grant 1 wish for each of them. The first nurse wished to be 10 times smarter than the smartest nurse. The second nurse wished to be 40 times smarter than the smartest nurse. The third one wished to be 100 times smarter than the smarter nurse, and then the genie said, "so you want to be a Paramedic?"

[canadian_ghost]

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her as planned, hoping she will be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.

This goes on all morning.

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let me fart." :roll: lol