Wal-Mart Wine

[Wackerdan]

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008,

it will begin offering customers a new discount item ----

Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest

retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo

Winery of Modesto California to produce the spirits

at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle

of Wal-Mart bran into their shopping carts, but

"there is a market for inexpensive wine," said

Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of

Arkansas , Bentonville. "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most

attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served

with either White meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax.

I know possum is not a white meat.

[Jess]

[firedoc5]

Probably ranks right up there with Mad Dog 20/20. Worse kind of puked up booze you'll ever have on your shoes. :puke:

[steph1030]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

omg lol

[Jess]

Probably ranks right up there with Mad Dog 20/20. Worse kind of puked up booze you'll ever have on your shoes. :puke:

omg I could not agree with you MORE! I had a couple bad experiences with that. You would of thought I would have learned from yet the FIRST one. But I actually think Boones Farm is just as bad if not worse :roll:

[ta2mama]

As a wine lover, that is too funny....

[firedoc5]

As a wine lover, that is too funny....

I only prefer white wine. :drunken:

[ta2mama]

Drinkin' Pinot right now!

[DwayneEMTP]

The one that's guaranteed to make me vomit?

"You ppl ar meen! I just camed her to hang oute not B jusgeded for the way I speels stuf and stuf lik that!"

Oh wait...that's with a wh...Sorry. :wink:

Dwayne

[firedoc5]

The one that's guaranteed to make me vomit?

"You ppl ar meen! I just camed her to hang oute not B jusgeded for the way I speels stuf and stuf lik that!"

Oh wait...that's with a wh...Sorry. :wink:

Dwayne

I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to point and laugh.