I think this was AK's first job

[aussiephil]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!

[canadian_ghost]

I suddenly re love my job again lol. Thanks for the post it made all of us laugh.

[hammerpcp]

I still hate my job.

[Richard B the EMT]

Then, pity the guy who checks bombs to be dropped from aircraft for duds!

[brentoli]

Ok, waited a few days for everyone to read the joke and chuckle. Now I must pass along some bad news:

Butt Seriously, Folks

[cv-eh?]

How can you tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

[hammerpcp]

Well..........the brown one is......

[Don1977]

I like my job, I hate some of my dispatchers and some co-workers.

[Richard B the EMT]

When I was just a child, I was taught the thermometers with the long silver bulbs were for under the tongue, and the short rounded ones were for ...well, you know.

[Don1977]

When I was just a child, I was taught the thermometers with the long silver bulbs were for under the tongue, and the short rounded ones were for ...well, you know.

..Just lick it and find out that way....