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Socrates: "I drank what?"

Gen. Custard's Scout: "But,sir. They looked like buffalo from a distance."

The Redneck next door: "Hey ya'll, Watch this!"

Cleopatra: "I'm not afraid of some dumb snake."

Nostradamus: "I didn't see that coming."

Mountain Climber: "Don't untie that k-

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The Redneck next door: "Hey ya'll, Watch this!"

Is this what you are talking about? :P:lol::D:D:D

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-"Naw, man, PD's on-scene, scene's safe!"

-"Clear Right"

-"It's okay. It's in monitor mode, not defib mo-"

Custard: "Where did all these F'ing Indians come from?"

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George C. Scott as Gen. Patton, " I should have kissed the Son of a Bitch"

Terence Trent Darby " My album is going to be bigger than the White Album"

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If y'all are going to quote us rednecks, at least get it right. It's "hey y'all watch this, and while you're at it, hold my liquor drink".

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If y'all are going to quote us rednecks, at least get it right. It's "hey y'all watch this, and while you're at it, hold my liquor drink".

Dont tell me you did this before :wink: :wink:

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If y'all are going to quote us rednecks, at least get it right. It's "hey y'all watch this, and while you're at it, hold my liquor drink".

I'm just telling on myself. You know some things are hard to do and not drop your cigarette. Got burn holes in jackets and the inside liner of my truck. :?

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