Female acting drunk? Check diabetes then check tampon

[captainstandup]

Unfortunately Captain, Eastern NC is home to the " Bojangles 3 x daily" crowd. [-X

I respectfully withdraw my offer!

By the way, I can assure you that Western NC is no better my friend. In fact did you know that in certain areas there is a statute that bans use of all blue jeans except Levis 501"s? ASK ME WHY!

[Scaramedic]

If the patient happens to be Jennifer Anniston, Beyonce or Brittany Speers (on a good day) I'll take one "for" the team and volunteer folks! I'm your huckleberry!

Here ya go Cap.

Might I suggest a snorkel?

[Michael]

I usually don't drink period

Those were also the last words spoken by a Designated Tampon.

[Dustdevil]

God Bless Colombian girls! =D>

[LisaO925]

:shock: OMG

[captainstandup]

That hurts guys, really hurts.........................hey what was her number?

By the way, the reason Levis 501's are required, especially in southern Haywood County, is the sound of a zipper causes the livestock to stampede.

[JakeEMTP]

LOL! ^^^^ I was afraid to ask. I knew it had to be something like that :shock:.

[Dustdevil]

Those were also the last words spoken by a Designated Tampon.

Who says punctuation isn't important? :shock:

[JPINFV]

Those were also the last words spoken by a Designated Tampon.

[LisaO925]

Ya know, its bad enough that for days, I have been thinking nothing but "scene safety / BSI, DCAP-BLS-TIC, etc" NON STOP.. Heck now I cant even fall asleep without going a full head-to-toe assessment running through my head. But now...when I was checking for 'vaginal bleeding in females' (in my head) my mind went to this. And I layed there, in my bed, thinking, "how in the heck do they stick a soaked tampon inside???" You cant leave it in the applicator, it wont soak up alot. You can not cram a wet spongy tampon up inside :shock: . So, how are these girls doing this??? Then of course the whole, "OMG I bet that burns" thought went into my head.

My poor brain.. And the darn visuals... ughhhhh.

And NO, I couldnt finish my assessment, I got too perplexed and disgusted, and slightly tired and fell asleep