10 signs that you might be Taliban

[Scaramedic]

This might be old but I just got it in an E-mail from my sis and I thought it was funny.

10 signs that you might be Taliban...

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, 'Does this burka make my butt look big?'

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:

1. You wipe your hinney with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

[rescueswimmer]

possibly the funniest thing ive read this year

[Doczilla]

SILENCE!

I KEEL YOU!

[vivibonita]

#11 :

decked out in high heels, turbin and full length dress.

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:shock: I think there's one in our ranks!!! :shock:

[Lone Star]

SILENCE!

I KEEL YOU!

I am a terrifying terrorist. Are you scared yet?

[Richard B the EMT]

Gee. I thought Omar Othmar finally got his picture off the internet, yet you had a copy?

On the other hand, what are you doing with his picture?

(I was standing by the camerawoman when she took the photo near the 72nd street transverse in Central Park, New York, btw)

[CBEMT]

[Katee]

#11 :

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:shock: I think there's one in our ranks!!! :shock:

"Ah! There's Klinger!"

[firedoc5]

I LOVE Jeff Dunham.

So, how many of the ten do you have to have to be considered one? I can assure you I'm not one. I look terrible in a turban.

[thecroc]

lol thats great!