R.I.P. Chuck Norris

[brentoli]

:shock:

Charles A. Norris

May 23, 1919 - April 5, 2008

INDIANAPOLIS — Charles A. Norris, 88, former Markleville resident, died April 5, 2008, at Community Hospital East in Indianapolis, following an extended illness.

Charles served his country in the U.S. Army during World War II.

He was a retired employee of Nicholson File in Anderson, and a retired farmer.

Survivors include his sister, Ellen McFarland; three nephews; a stepdaughter, Emelia Etchison of Anderson; three granddaughters; and a stepniece.

He was preceded in death by his wife, Mable Norris.

Visitation will be 4 to 8 .m. Tuesday at the funeral home.

[AnthonyM83]

Don't scare me like that. I thought it was THE actual Chuck Norris.

When in doubt refer to this page:

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/nn...nf/Norris+Chuck

Another hoax:

http://www.burnedbytheman.com/politics/rip...-heart-failure/

[spenac]

Never thought I'd see the day. Rest my friend rest. Hope the family the best.

[JPINFV]

Bad. Just bad.

[firedoc5]

Someone said there is like 320 Harry Potters in the US. How would that go over, even though he is a fictional character.

[Richard B the EMT]

There used to be, back in, I think, 1968, a black comedian by the name of George Wallace, who's main part of his act was referencing his namesake, the racist, white, then candidate for POTUS!

(President Of The United States)

[ccmedoc]

Everybody knows..The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. And by the way, Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Some more facts about Chuck..................[spoil:223b6aa915]Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.

Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.[/spoil:223b6aa915]

[Scaramedic]

Don't scare me like that. I thought it was THE actual Chuck Norris.

Me too, I thought holy crap first Charlton Heston and now Chuck Norris!

[mrmeaner]

Chuck Norris died 7 years ago. God and the devil have been flipping a coin since to decide who has to tell him.

[SC MedicMike]

HM1 Charles F. 'Chuck' Norris

HM1 Charles F. "Chuck" Norris,USN, Retired HM1 Charles F. "Chuck" Norris, USN, Retired, 70, husband of Elizabeth "Betty" Norris passed away on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at Beaufort Memorial Hospital.Graveside funeral services will be held on Friday, April 4, 2008 at 10:30am in Beaufort National Cemetery with military honors and Masonic rites.Chuck was born on September 25, 1937 in Jackson, MI. He is the son of the late Gladys Marie Benson Norris and Charles Orr Norris.Chuck was a lifetime member of AMVETS Post 70, Port Royal, Port Royal Masonic Lodge 242 AFM, American Legion Post 9, Beaufort and past Commander of theAmerican Legion post 346, Neptune, NJ.Surviving in addition to his wife of St. Helena; are three sons, Charles F. Norris, Jr (Pam) of Jackson, MI; David Norris of Utah; Christian Norris (Nickki) of Taylor, MI; one daughter, Yvonne S. Norris Sparks (Jim) of Jackson, MI; sevengrandchildren and four great grandchildren.He was preceded in death by three sisters and two brothers.In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the Shinerís Children Hospital, 950 W. Faris Road, Greenville, SC 29605 or the charity of oneís choice.Anderson Funeral Home is serving the family.