Air Canada - Only the Canadians.......

[aussiephil]

After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . . ... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

One Newfie passenger yelled,

'Lard tunderin jesus b'y...you should see the back of mine!'

[skibum]

Very nice

[tniuqs]

Phil:

Obviously you have never flown with Air Cabbage, there are no flight attendant (s) on a Beaver and the Newfie was just looking for another free drink, the way I heard it.

[Happiness]

All i can say is gotta love those Newfies and thier Screech

[asy]

Some of them are OK .

Hey Phil, what's with the Surinamese flag? Franchising..?

[tniuqs]

Ok Phil slams our pride in our national mascots, and the only aircraft company that we can call "partially" owned ....

Then a nasty joke about those hard working North Saskatchewan River Pirates , hey do you know how it is hard to row when its -40 C !

So whats next ?

Your not going to laugh about the failing "Green Crops" in BC are you .... sniff sniff

ps Happiness the Screech is only for the tourists ... its rot gut .... don't tell them K !

[Happiness]

okay I won't tell them.

[aussiephil]

:glasses5: :sign5:

I seem to have hit a canadian nerve............

[Rural Medic]

If it wasn't for us Newfies you guys would have nothing to talk about,,,,DUH :wink:

[tniuqs]

You sure?

There is a lot of Torontonians to laugh at !