Big People Talk

[akflightmedic]

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become

accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that

the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

'You need to use 'Big People'

words,' she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done

over the weekend.

'I went to visit my Nana.'

'No, you went to

visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!'

She then asked Mitchell

what he had done.

'I took a ride on a choo choo.'

She said

'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People'

words.'

She then asked little Alec what he had done~?

'I read a

book,' he replied.

'That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did

you read?'

[i love this]

Alec thought real hard about it, then

puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

'Winnie the

SHIT.'

[itku2er]

That is too funny I liked it and yes I borrowed it to send to all my freinds off this site.

[firedoc5]

That's good. I stole it.