Anniversaries

[aussiephil]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

"Yes, I do" she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember!" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

"I would have been released today."

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[firedoc5]

More truth than fiction.

One couple at the age of 95 yrs. young decided to get divorced after 77 yrs. of marriage. When the judge asked why now they said that they stayed together for the children. And since they all died of old age there was no longer any reason to be together.

[Richard B the EMT]

An elderly couple decided not to go on a vacation, as it would have been such a temporary thing.

Instead, they opted for a divorce, as they'd have that forever!

[Michael]

Ninety-three-year old Sol marries ninety-one-year-old Hannah and afterwards tells his friend Herschel about their three-month-long honeymoon.

"It was wonderful!" he exclaims. "For three months we made love almost every night!"

"Really?" replies Herschel, "That's amazing! At your age you made love almost every night for three months?"

"Yes indeed," says Sol, "We made love almost the first night, we made love almost the second night..."